Rock and Roll Earplugs, McDonald’s Mishaps & The Kindergarten Rumble

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Lern (0:58)

Phoenix has bizarre crime.

SPEAKER_3 (1:00)

The canals of Phoenix, Arizona are hunted by a serial killer.

SPEAKER_4 (1:04)

People are like, well, are we safe?

Devin (1:06)

These are sexual slaves.

SPEAKER_3 (1:08)

Two grisly homicides.

SPEAKER_6 (1:10)

I know I didn't kill anyone.

SPEAKER_3 (1:12)

But solving these murders is just the beginning. That can't be his first rodeo. This is season six of American Nightmares, The Canal Murders.

Coming soon, wherever you get your podcasts.

Lern (1:27)

Phoenix has bizarre crime.

SPEAKER_3 (1:29)

The canals of Phoenix, Arizona are hunted by a serial killer.

SPEAKER_4 (1:34)

People are like, well, are we safe? These are sexual slaves.

SPEAKER_3 (1:37)

Two grisly homicides.

SPEAKER_6 (1:39)

I know I didn't kill anyone.

SPEAKER_3 (1:41)

But solving these murders is just the beginning.

Devin (1:44)

That can't be his first rodeo.

SPEAKER_3 (1:46)

This is season six of American Nightmares, The Canal Murders. Coming soon, wherever you get your podcasts.

Rizzuto (2:03)

AC DC, last night, you should still be amped up.

Rafe (2:05)

What'd you say?

Lern (2:07)

Nobody can hear anymore.

SPEAKER_3 (2:08)

It was that loud?

Rafe (2:11)

I messed up, man. I lost 30 to 40% of my hearing permanently last night.

Lern (2:16)

They are a loud band.

Rizzuto (2:17)

We'll be right back. And Devin, you went. You guys stayed the entire shows?

Lern (2:22)

Yes. I did not.

Rafe (2:23)

Bitter End, dude. We even went to McDonald's afterwards.

Lern (2:26)

Bitter End Bros, those two.

Tony Patrico (2:27)

You went to McDonald's after? Yeah, and that was a mistake.

Rafe (2:30)

Mistakes were made. Mistakes were made, and let's see if Celsius can wash it away.

Rizzuto (2:36)

I'm more interested in the McDonald's. What you got at McDonald's?

Rafe (2:40)

10 Nuggies, Quarter Pounder that I threw in the trash because it was loaded with onions, just as we had thought, yeah.

Lern (2:46)

Oh, and those are the diced onions, too, you're definitely dead.

Rafe (2:49)

We went to the drive thru, I was like, this McDonald's is not operating well. And Devitt's like, you think there's onions on your burger? And I go, I would put all the money I have in the bank.

Rizzuto (2:58)

Did you, you said no onions?

Rafe (3:00)

Yeah, that's several times. It was on the screen.

Rizzuto (3:04)

Was it an AI?

Rafe (3:05)

No, it was a guy, Alvin Ingram.

Rizzuto (3:08)

It was a guy.

Rafe (3:09)

It was a guy.

Tony Patrico (3:11)

Alvin Ingram. Alvin Ingram.

Rafe (3:13)

And he was overwhelmed by the three cars in the parking lot.

Rizzuto (3:16)

Well, it wasn't the post-ACDC rush.

Rafe (3:19)

No, we went to one here, down the street.

Rizzuto (3:22)

Oh, oh, right. Right.

Rafe (3:24)

That's why I thought, I'm like, we're in Kreeve Corps, this is McDonald's will get us to it.

Tony Patrico (3:26)

That's open 24 hours still?

Lern (3:28)

No way.

Tony Patrico (3:28)

No, it's open late.

Rafe (3:30)

No, you know, I think it might be 24 It is open late. It's the only thing around here that's open past like 9 PM.

Tony Patrico (3:34)

Do you remember those sweet, sweet days when everybody was competing and everybody was open 24 hours? Those days are done.

Rizzuto (3:40)

COVID killed that.

Rafe (3:41)

Right.

Tony Patrico (3:41)

Well, it was dying before that.

Rafe (3:42)

There's a Taco Bell down the street near, getting towards Olivette where it's open late, but they don't want you to know it. The workers hide in the back and they turn off all the lights.

Tony Patrico (3:50)

Oh, yeah.

Rafe (3:51)