Robby Hoffman: A Joke About Traffic

**Robby Hoffman** (0:06)
But for me, it's like, any issue you pluck, it's the worst thing, right? So it doesn't matter, like, you know, like sex traffic, I never even heard about till two years. You know, I didn't even know that was a kind of traffic. Like to me, I'm still stuck on traffic traffic. You know what I mean? I'm still like, that's a major problem. Like, right? Like I don't, I can't be splitting my attention right now. We haven't handled the first type of traffic.
And I'm at a point, and that's why I did it in LA, I'm at a point, and we know this in LA, I'm at a point, and I'm talking standstill. When I'm in gridlock traffic, like only we know, right, when I'm in gridlock traffic, I'm gonna need a pile up at the end of that.
That's where I'm at, emotionally speaking. Right, look, if you're gonna add 27 minutes, you're gonna add 27 minutes to my route, I better see a dead child flung from the windshield. Ideally, the ambulance has already arrived at the scene. You better give me someone to look at when I fucking pull through. This is Hollywood, baby, paint me a picture.
If there is a God, and if there is a God, just when I'm pulling through, just as I'm getting through the bottleneck, the child is pronounced dead at the scene.
Let's end properly. The child's pronounced, this is, 28 minutes, dead twins. The price goes up, bitch. This is America, nothing is free. I want to get their paint me, say, I want them doing clear. All right, they never do clear anymore. What happened to fucking clear? Clear, we don't have, clear. Bring fucking clear back. Now we just let people die. Not even clearing people anymore. Watch Robby Hoffman, Wake Up, only on Netflix.