Robby Collins: A Joke About Rhinos

**Robby Collins** (0:06)
White people, please stop asking us for money for rhinos and shit, people. I'm not giving you money for a rhino. For, I do not give a. That's one animal I hate.
This is how much rhinos... First of all, remember The Lion King. Two hours. Does a rhino have any dialogue?
Hyenas talk that whole fucking movie. If Disney don't give a fuck about you, I don't give a fuck about you. Not one rhino in their movie said anything positive, like, yo, Mufasa, your brother.
Nothing. Not one of us here, I know there's some people going, no, you can't say fuck the rhino. But not one of us here have a positive story about a rhino. Or a good memory. Not one of us can be like, yo, I was getting burgled, and my rhino started barking.
I'm 34 When I grew up, I read about dinosaurs. My kids can read about rhinos. We'll be fine. I'm not saying kill the rhino. I'm just saying there's way too much poverty and suffering from human beings for me to give my five into a rhino. That's all I'm saying. Catch Robby Collins and Only Jokes Allowed, only on Netflix.