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Rizzuto's Raccoon Revelations, Jimothy Goes Viral & One VERY Questionable Family Reunion

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

July 21, 2026

Sometimes the only way to explain an episode is to admit that absolutely nothing should make sense... and yet somehow it all does.
Speakers: Rizzuto, Tim, Moon, Scott, Lern, Rafe
**Rizzuto** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:49)
The choice of a lawyer is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertisements.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:53)
Brown and Crouppen made me feel like I was part of their family.

**Tim** (0:57)
I was a part of the team.

**Moon** (0:58)
I didn't want to be a number.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:59)
I wanted to be a person. I immediately felt like I was part of their family, and that was a big selling point for me.

**Tim** (1:04)
I always felt like we mattered to them.

**Scott** (1:06)
We weren't just another case.

**Tim** (1:08)
Not a client, not a number.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:10)
They took care of me and I know they'll take care of you.

**Moon** (1:13)
To us, you're a person, not a number.

**Tim** (1:15)
We can help.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:16)
Call Brown and Crouppen now.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:18)
And you tell them you're my friend.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:21)
Rizzuto.

**Rizzuto** (1:23)
Rizzuto. Hey! Oh, God, yeah.
That's me being excited, guys, because the whole team's back together.

**Lern** (1:33)
Pardon me.

**Rizzuto** (1:34)
Was that you?

**Lern** (1:35)
No, I just took credit.

**Rizzuto** (1:36)
Who burped?

**Lern** (1:37)
Who cares, man?

**Scott** (1:38)
I got the indigestion of a homicide detective of 30 years on the force right now, dude.

**Rafe** (1:43)
You're like the guy from Dumb and Dumber who needs Pepto. You get plenty, by the way, if you need something. Do you need a Pepto?

**Lern** (1:47)
No.

**Rizzuto** (1:48)
That was a deep belch came from the bowels.

**Moon** (1:52)
Hey, what is Pepto for?

**Rizzuto** (1:53)
The bowels are your bowels.

**Lern** (1:54)
It's not for diarrhea? Well, stomach diarrhea.

**Moon** (1:57)
Oh, okay. It's sick.

**Rizzuto** (1:58)
It's all commercial about it.

**Moon** (1:59)
No, no, no.
That's what I thought.
My guitar tech got stopped at the security because they flagged his bag. And they're like, do you have any water in there? He's like, no. You have any lithium batteries? No. You have any this? And then this gal. And it was like the most attractive person in all of TSA. Yeah. Who's going through his bag. And she's like, I don't know. And she reached in and she pulled out. Guys, I didn't even know they made Pepto in this size. It's the biggest size I've ever seen. It was this big. And I go, oh, she found your diarrhea medicine.

**Rizzuto** (2:36)
When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, which we do.

**Moon** (2:43)
I forgot what it was for, but I just thought I took the opportunity to scream, oh, she found your diarrhea medicine, which he loved. But he was like, oh yeah, I've traveled that a few times. And she goes, no, you haven't. We don't let anything near this big through.

**Rizzuto** (2:57)
Yeah, it's a liquid.

**Moon** (2:58)
That's what she said.

**Rizzuto** (2:59)
Was it 3.5 ounces? Dude, it was 3.5 ounces?

**Moon** (3:02)
It was so big.

**Scott** (3:02)
It was a handle.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:03)
It was a handle of Pepto.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:05)
Give me that butt process.

**Rizzuto** (3:07)
But it's all together. When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Thank you guys.

**Tim** (3:14)
Good morning, everybody.

**Scott** (3:16)
I remember them trying to make it like a Macarena dance. Remember the commercial?

**Rizzuto** (3:20)
Oh yeah, that's recent.

**Scott** (3:21)
Yeah, it wasn't that long ago. It was like, upset stomach, die. And they put their hands over the butthole at the end. And then like, didn't catch on. Didn't catch on. Diarrhea.

**Rizzuto** (3:32)
I put one finger over my lips and go, ooh.

**Lern** (3:34)
That's the worst place to put a diarrhea finger.

**Rizzuto** (3:36)
Well, Moon's back from Canada. Did you get to hang out with Mr. La Force?

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