Rizz's Parisian Adventures, Gaslighting & Celebrity Shenanigans

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**Rizz** (1:56)
Rizzuto.

**Rachel Feinstein** (1:59)
Hey, this is Rachel Feinstein, and you're listening to The Rizzuto Show.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:03)
Happy Birthday, Rizz.

**Rizz** (2:05)
My condolence is Rizz. Rizz is in France. He's enjoying himself. Half of his body has been included in a lot of different pictures.

**Lern** (2:13)
He sent me five more this morning.

**Rizz** (2:15)
Yeah, I just saw one from the Latin Quarter, so he's eating his way through Paris.

**Lern** (2:20)
The Pantheon, got to see that today.

**Rizz** (2:22)
Did he?

**Lern** (2:23)
He's chilling on a bridge over the River Seine.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:26)
Seine?

**Lern** (2:27)
Seine? I like your version.
Yeah, he's sending me these to post, and I'm like, buddy, I don't know if it's hitting. I don't know if people are getting the joke.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:38)
I'm loving it.

**Rizz** (2:39)
I kind of like it.

**Lern** (2:40)
Because you can't even tell it's him. Like, he sent me this one. Where is he at in that photo?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:45)
That's brilliant.

**Rafe** (2:45)
I mean, it is on the Rizz Show page. I think people, granted.

**Lern** (2:49)
Do they?

**Rafe** (2:51)
I'll never underestimate people's inability to get a joke.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:54)
This is him. Oh, there he is.

**Rachel Feinstein** (2:56)
Do a full out and then zoom in.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:58)
Oh, there he is.

**Rizz** (3:00)
Is it half of him?

**Rafe** (3:01)
Yeah.

**Rizz** (3:02)
Oh, let's see. That's awesome. He even did the distant.

**Rafe** (3:04)
Wow, that's a skill.

**Rizz** (3:06)
Good for him for committing to the bit.

**Lern** (3:07)
He's really somebody.

**Rizz** (3:10)
Well, he seems to be enjoying it. I haven't got many texts, which is a good sign.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:14)
Let me see how many he sent me.

**Rizz** (3:17)
Well, I hope he's enjoying himself, and I hope that when he gets back, everybody really jumps on board with the whole my condolences, Rizz, instead of happy birthday.

**Lern** (3:24)
My condolences.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:25)
Bonjour, jolie mademoiselle.

**Rizz** (3:27)
We're going to gaslight him into thinking that this was just a normal thing that's been happening for a while.

**Rafe** (3:32)
We've gotten a few good alternates, too, for future reference for when he goes out the next time.

**Lern** (3:36)
Outstanding.

**Rizz** (3:37)
We have some in the private.

**Rafe** (3:38)
I've never considered going the other way. Keep it happy birthday by calling Mr. Rizzuto.

**Lern** (3:43)
Happy birthday Mr. Rizzuto.