Rizz Quiz: Cash Calls & Convoluted Questions artwork

Rizz Quiz: Cash Calls & Convoluted Questions

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

August 26, 2026

We begin Episode 24 with one of those hypothetical questions that immediately exposes exactly how much faith you have in the people around you: Someone offers you $50 million cash, tax-free. All you have to do is call someone. If they don’t answer, you get the money. Who are you calling?

Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture

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**SPEAKER_1** (1:32)
All right, we got the Rizz Quiz coming up here in just a second. All right, here's a quick question before we hit the Rizz Quiz.
If somebody offered you, Scotty, are you listening? Somebody offered you $50 million cash, no taxes. Everything's like tax-free, $50 million cash. So if somebody offered you $50 million cash to call somebody right now, and if they don't answer, you get the money. Who are you calling? If somebody offered you $50 million cash to call somebody right now, and if they don't answer, you get the money. Do y'all have somebody in your head right now?

**SPEAKER_6** (2:16)
Yep.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:16)
I know exactly who it is, and they better not let me down this one time, actually.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:20)
Cool.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:21)
You have it in your head, Scott?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:22)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:24)
Everybody got it in their head?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:25)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:27)
Yeah, I think I'm pretty certain about this.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:29)
Yeah, I think I know too.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:33)
Are we all thinking maybe the same person?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:36)
What? Probably.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:37)
This is probably a no doubter.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:38)
Are we all thinking the same person?
What? On the count of three, let's say who we think it is. So if somebody were to offer you $50 million to call somebody right now, if they don't answer you, you get the money, who are you calling?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:50)
It's 123 name, right?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:52)
I'm going to go 321 name.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:53)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:54)
3, 2, 1

**SPEAKER_4** (2:56)
King Scott.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:57)
Oh yeah, King Scott. 100%.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:00)
Or Moon, that's what I was going to say.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:03)
100%. 100% you? Yeah, because you can't not answer on yourself. Never answer your phone.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:06)
Never.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:07)
Oh, that's money in the bank. I already get the money spent.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:10)
Well, that's what I'm here for. I want to make you guys a lot of money. And Moon's my... Yeah, right.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:15)
Ride or die. I can call you and I can never answer.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:19)
Guaranteed. Yeah, no, King Scott's my number one answer.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:24)
That's a very safe bet.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:25)
Safe bet.
Where do you put your phone? Do you leave it in your car? Do you leave it here? Do you leave your phone here?

**SPEAKER_5** (3:30)
That way I know where it's at.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:31)
Is your phone on silent a lot?

**SPEAKER_7** (3:33)
Yeah, it's on...

**SPEAKER_6** (3:35)
I forget to turn it off and yeah.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:36)
You forget to turn it on too?

**SPEAKER_5** (3:38)
Well, that too.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:39)
But it's a...

**SPEAKER_9** (3:40)
It weighs a lot and it's a thing. I don't know.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:44)
You gotta have that... You got a very pregnant wife at home.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:48)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:48)
That thing better be like duct taped to you.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:50)
Well, somebody's bound to tell me what's going on.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:54)
I hope that she can get ahold of you at least. I'm thinking maybe you're hitting ignore on when you see me call him.

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