Rizz Gets Drafted as Hockey Security, Buys Half a Cow & Can't Hang After 311
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
November 13, 2026
Rizz takes one day off, returns with 393 pounds of beef, and accidentally volunteers to police the same hockey parents he used to get thrown out of games for yelling at. Somehow, that's only the beginning.
Speakers Rizz, Rafe Williams, Devin, Moon Valjean, Ashley
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
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Rafe Williams (2:34)
Hey!
Rizz (2:38)
Hello, everybody. Yo. Hello. What's up? My name is Rizz. I just want to introduce myself and the whole crew. That's cool.
I was off yesterday and I just, just in case.
Rafe Williams (2:49)
My name is Rizz and I'm a 311 holic.
Rizz (2:52)
That's Rafe. That is Moon over there. Former St. Louis Blue, Cam Janssen joins us today.
Devin (3:00)
How you guys doing?
Rizz (3:01)
Devin.
Devin (3:02)
Hi, Devin.
SPEAKER_1 (3:03)
Hello. Devin's in.
Rizz (3:04)
Big Friday show.
Devin (3:05)
Yeah.
Rizz (3:06)
Yeah, I took yesterday off. And I love the name of the podcast, Rizz Can't Hang After Concerts.
Moon Valjean (3:11)
That was the name of the podcast?
Rizz (3:13)
It was the one that came across my feed. It was one of the hourly.
SPEAKER_1 (3:16)
Oh, it was an hourly? Oh, I ain't got nothing to do with that.
Devin (3:18)
But you can't.
SPEAKER_1 (3:19)
No, that's too much.
Moon Valjean (3:20)
Did you listen to it? I mean, someone must have said that. And I assure you, it wasn't me.
Rizz (3:24)
It probably was you.
SPEAKER_1 (3:25)
It was not me. Who said I can't hang after concerts? Possibly Lern. I don't want to tell on him.
Rizz (3:30)
She is correct.
Moon Valjean (3:31)
Yeah, it wasn't me.
Rizz (3:33)
No, I went to 311 on Wednesday. I wanted to not clock watch.
Devin (3:38)
No doubt, dude.
Rizz (3:41)
Okay, so show ended at 11 That was way past my bedtime. Let me tell you what's great about The Factory. I parked perfectly.
I had a perfect park at The Factory, where I was at the exit, facing out.
Devin (3:57)
Oh, yeah. That's a nice place.
Rizz (3:59)
It's a great place. It's a great place. And show ended at 11.05. I was home 11.25.
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