RIP Marvel | Loki | Tolkien Woke Washing – Friday Night Tights with Eric July

**Gary** (0:50)
I'm concerned for your health.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:08)
Would you like to see my apartment?

**Tom** (1:10)
No, no.

**Ryan** (1:12)
I'm not, I'm not doing that.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:13)
I'm not doing that.

**Tom** (1:14)
Do you want to come to my apartment or not?

**Ryan** (1:18)
For a fucking thousand bucks, I'll fucking bend over, get up my knees, and close my eyes and wait till it's over.

**Az** (1:31)
Here, I spotted a queer, let me go stay them. I'm learning everything new.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:56)
69

**Tom** (2:02)
nerdrotic.com.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:28)
That's what she said. That's what she said.

**Gary Beechler** (3:30)
Welcome.

**Ryan** (3:31)
You know, fucking lame, we all look just, yeah!

**Jeremy** (3:35)
Really bad, really bad.

**Gary Beechler** (3:37)
I actually do, and I don't care.
Welcome to Friday Night Tights. My name is Gary Beechler. I come to you from nerdrotic.com. And we got a hell of a show for you today. I suppose we, very long pre-production meeting, at least five minutes thinking about what we're going to talk about on today's show. And there actually is quite a bit.
So let's get to it by starting out with Az.

**Az** (4:01)
Hello, Az. How you doing?

**Gary Beechler** (4:04)
I'm good.

**Az** (4:05)
By the way, guys, just sorry, I'm going to have to just address the room for a second. We are going to have to pull everyone's trousers down to find out who has Ryan's beard on their dick.
OK, so we'll do that after the show. We'll carry on with the show first. How you doing? How you doing?

**Ryan** (4:28)
Pretty good. Who are you talking to?

**Gary Beechler** (4:31)
All of us?
I introduced you, so I'm doing great. It's hot as hell here in San Diego County, California. And I'm hot about fucking Gavin Newsom going out and smiling and pretending everything is all fucking cool now because he opened. By the way, our state has been fully open for two whole days. Two whole days. Freedom.
Let freedom ring, motherfucker. He's going on talk shows and fuck that, dude. No, but otherwise I'm fine as thank you for asking.

**Az** (5:08)
It's wonderful to have another week of no news.

**Ryan** (5:15)
There's some stuff that happened this week. It might not be super interesting, but I don't know.

**Az** (5:20)
Right. It's called fucking sarcasm dipshit.

**Ryan** (5:23)
Wow.
Is this motherfucker done with his introduction yet? Jesus Christ.

**Az** (5:35)
Move on like you'll be.

**Ryan** (5:40)
I've been saying that now Ryan's the true babyface, not Hill versus babyface. Hill versus Ryan.
So, yeah.

**Jeremy** (5:49)
Not understanding. Ryan proving he still doesn't understand wrestling terminology.

**Ryan** (5:54)
No, I fucking get it. But that has two meanings, you dumb cuck. So does fucking Hill. Hill has multiple meanings.

**Gary Beechler** (6:05)
And how are you doing, Ryan?

**Az** (6:06)
You're right, sweetie.

**Ryan** (6:07)
I'm fine. I'm a little more angry now that I don't have the fucking beard.
But no, it was time. I had to shave it. I left the mustache for a day just to see how it felt. And immediately, as soon as anyone brought their children next to me, they fucking ran away and did.
So the determination was made. Had to shave that off as well. But I'm doing good, Gary. I missed the beard. It will return. It will return. Sometimes you just need a fresh start, you know?

**Tom** (6:35)
Sure. Sure.

**Gary Beechler** (6:36)
I did that four years ago. Four years ago.
But welcome back to the show, baby boy. Now you look like baby boy.

**Ryan** (6:45)
I know. I know.

**Gary Beechler** (6:47)
What's up, Odin? What do we got today?

**Jeremy** (6:50)
Oh, nothing much. I know, just got my double pepperoni once again.

**Gary Beechler** (6:55)
Yeah.

**Jeremy** (6:56)
Nice. Yes.

**Gary Beechler** (6:57)
What's that hair on it? What's that big hair across it?

**Jeremy** (7:03)
That's just a nice, delicious cheese. It's a cheese string, man.

**Az** (7:08)
It's Ryan's beard.

**Jeremy** (7:11)
It's been found. But yes, this is my triple quadruple pepperoni pizza. And very excited to do it.

**Az** (7:18)
That looks dirty.

**Jeremy** (7:19)
Once again, the di giorno croissant crust with extra pepperoni added on. You're welcome, everybody.

**Gary Beechler** (7:29)
Fantastic. We love the pizza cam.

**Az** (7:31)
Very fasting, by the way, folks.

**Gary Beechler** (7:35)
It looks really good.

**Ryan** (7:38)
I've got pizza and some fettuccine here.

**Gary Beechler** (7:39)
Oh, shit.

**Ryan** (7:40)
From the floor?
It's on the desk. There's no more room on the floor, so I had to keep it on the desk. There is the pizza. The rest of the pizza is on the floor.