Riley Green

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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Today's guest is a country musician and songwriter from Jacksonville, Alabama. His new album, That's Just Me is out September 18th. And he's currently on his Cowboy As It Gets Tour.
Just a reminder, you can watch video versions of our episodes on Spotify as well, if you didn't know that. I had a time with today's guest. I'm glad that he brought the humor, Mr. Riley Green.

**Riley Green** (1:47)
It's nice when I get home, too, to get on a bulldozer or something and go clear. Man, that's the most relaxing thing in the world.

**Theo Von** (1:54)
Is it?

**Riley Green** (1:54)
Yeah, get on a bulldozer and go out there and start clearing the road.

**Theo Von** (1:57)
Oh yeah.

**Riley Green** (1:58)
And you don't realize how far you've been till you get off it to walk back to your car, you know? But it's just pushing trees over and clearing fields. God.

**Theo Von** (2:05)
Just, yeah. Except the animals are like, here comes, look, we love his music, but this guy's.

**Riley Green** (2:10)
Yeah, well, that's pretty fair. Of course, I'm making like a field. I'm gonna plant some food for him, man, you know?

**Theo Von** (2:15)
Okay, so yeah, so some of it's just rezoning for them.

**Riley Green** (2:18)
Yeah, that's all.

**Theo Von** (2:18)
Yeah, all it is just, yeah. It's like, look guys, we're kind of.

**Riley Green** (2:21)
I'm not gonna put a parking lot or a Kmart there. It's gonna be like, you know, there's a field. I'll leave them some shade trees. It's fine.

**Theo Von** (2:29)
Sorry, man. Yeah, I'm acting like you're the bad guy.

**Riley Green** (2:31)
I was like, but you made me the developer on Fern Gully. It's like burning the woods down. Like I'm not doing, I'm making it nicer. Like I dug a lake, like threw him somewhere for him to swim.

**Theo Von** (2:41)
Oh really?

**Riley Green** (2:41)
Yeah, man.

**Theo Von** (2:42)
Oh God, that'd be beautiful.

**Riley Green** (2:44)
You made me the man.

**Theo Von** (2:45)
Yeah dude, I freaking, yeah, I made you the bad guy.

**Riley Green** (2:47)
You made me like the bad guy on the, what's the movie with the blue people?

**Theo Von** (2:51)
Avatar.

**Riley Green** (2:51)
Yeah, you made me that guy. It's like just destroying the forest.
I'm like making it nicer for the animals.

**Theo Von** (2:56)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're down there re-purping. Yeah, man.
God, I got to get in prayer. I got to get in the word.

**Riley Green** (3:03)
I mean, what you got to do is get on a bulldozer.

**Theo Von** (3:05)
Yeah.

**Riley Green** (3:05)
Come down there and get on a tractor. You figure your life out down there doing that.

**Theo Von** (3:09)
Do you?

**Riley Green** (3:09)
Well, what do you do?
What is your thing that you say is your biggest disconnect from all this? What do you do? I don't know. Honestly, that's a problem.

**Theo Von** (3:24)
Right. I don't have an immediate answer. I would probably say, I would say, probably working out and going for a walk, probably.

**Riley Green** (3:32)
Okay. Well, that's definitely one of them, but like, you're still thinking about it. You're still in it. You know what I mean?

**Theo Von** (3:39)
Yeah. I mean, if I go for a walk with a good friend, that's more like just kind of like contemplating, discussing stuff. But I agree. Having some, having like, it's time for me to kind of like find some other outlets and stuff, you know? And I just got off a tour and so that's like, this is one of the first times where it's like, well, who am I? You know?