Rich Roll + Gina and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

Superfan Giovanni (0:15)

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Bryan Bishop (1:49)

I don't know what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_3 (1:50)

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Bryan Bishop (1:54)

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SPEAKER_3 (1:56)

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Dawson (2:02)

You stay classy, San Diego.

SPEAKER_3 (2:03)

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Alison Rosen (2:13)

You just have to know where to look.

SPEAKER_3 (2:15)

Escape to Pluto TV. Stream now, pay never.

Adam Carolla (2:23)

Good day, Alison Rosen.

Alison Rosen (2:24)

Hello, Adam Carolla.

Adam Carolla (2:26)

Good day, Bal Bryan.

SPEAKER_4 (2:27)

Yo ho ho, it's a pirate's life for me.

Adam Carolla (2:32)

First, I saw this.

I do believe, see, I don't mind companies or individuals that have a message and have a positive message. Like, there's those commercials, they're like, good deeds, pass them on, or they're contagious, or values, or whatever it is. And someone opens the door for somebody, and then that same person has somebody stop the bus for him. And it's like, yeah, I'm all about that. Good, open the door for somebody.

Bryan Bishop (2:59)

Black kid runs a purse back to an old lady because he knows he's being watched.

Adam Carolla (3:02)

Right, right, all that stuff. I'm fine with that. I got no beef with black kids running. I mean, even though it never happened in the real world.

Dawson (3:10)

Well, they run a lot, Adam.

Adam Carolla (3:11)

I'm fine with that. But I don't like the bullshit ones where they just have the picture of the eight-year-old. Yeah, you see them in the airport a lot. Like the picture of the chubby eight-year-old girl that says, I am powerful. And it's like, at what, squatting? Like, are we talking about Olympic style lifting here?

What are we talking about? We're talking about like a deadlift or squat? Like, what are we talking about? And no, you're not. And worse, they pick a chick from a country that you've never even heard about. And then they put a thing in it and goes, I am powerful. It's like, really? Because you're living in a place that has a corrugated roof and you're shitting on top of your little brother. So I'm guessing not by any definition of power, are you powerful? Now, I don't mind a point, I don't mind the point where you show that girl and say, please help. And I don't mind the point where you say, this girl could go to college.

Alison Rosen (4:04)

But don't bullshit us about the condition of this girl with her corrugated roof and her brother with shit on his head.