❄️ RHOSLC in San Fran: Amy Tries the Blind Lip Liner Test, Emily Dresses as Lisa’s “Wand” & this Podcast Gets Weird

Amy Phillips (0:20)

Welcome back in, darlings. It's a Salt Lake City kind of day, and Emily Dorezas is here to join me to discuss that. Emily, you look unusual today.

Who are you wearing? What are you wearing?

Emily Dorezas (0:34)

Unusual, by that you mean the best I've ever looked? Sure.

Getting ready for Halloween, giving the darlings an idea or two. I am Lisa Barlow's wand and or Bronwyn's dildo.

Amy Phillips (0:50)

Oh my, wow. That is gorgeous.

I mean, look at this. She's shining bright. She's wiggling as such. My goodness. Congratulations. You know, it was a surprise to me. I just like connected with Emily. And then I was she was like, do you know who I am? Yeah, I was like, oh, I'm like thinking back to the episode. I'm like, was it the lady in the old curiosity shop?

Was it was it got your vibes?

Emily Dorezas (1:22)

You guys got vibes at home?

Amy Phillips (1:24)

Hey, that's what I like to call the big oh, wow.

That lady was ready.

But no, in fact, Emily has those of you are watching over on the Patreon. Enjoy. It's a feast for your eyes. And those who are not, let me explain for the ears from top to bottom. Headphones are white today. So we've got white on the top. We have a white, white blouse. And kind of like a funfetti.

Emily Dorezas (1:57)

That's what she likes. She liked the funfetti. And she's like, oh, great, a dildo with funfetti. The funfetti look I love.

Amy Phillips (2:04)

Oh, it does. It had the funfetti on it. Oh, wow. And your shirt does look like funfetti.

And then she has a very pink wrap around her midriff, if you will.

Emily Dorezas (2:15)

For the base, this is where Lisa holds on. To make her points.

Amy Phillips (2:20)

No.

You were at the biker bar. You were at the biker bar. I was at the biker bar. She was thinking about the biker bar. And I was, and John wanted to go to the biker bar. And Henry isn't allowed in biker bars.

Emily Dorezas (2:35)

Do-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya. The dildo just was like bo-ya-ya-ya-ing, bo-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ing, like every time. Like, is it a wonk? Does it stay still?

Amy Phillips (2:43)

It doesn't. Well, it doesn't. And, you know, Lisa Barlow is an icon. I mean, any, any episode, take it or leave it, she is going to give something that no other housewife will give. And that is why, you know, if you love her, great. If you hate her, great.

She is an icon for housewives. And I'm happy to have her, you know? The way she was putting on that lip liner, and we've seen her do this before without a mirror. I mean, she's made it quite clear that she can do this. But that did last a long time.

Emily Dorezas (3:20)

Well, you know, this is coming off of Ultimate Girls trip. I'm like, she just was studying. She was a student at the foot of Teresa putting her makeup on. Remember she was like, I love that. How do you do that?

Amy Phillips (3:33)

And Teresa's like, uh-huh.

I can't talk right now, I'm doing my makeup. What are you doing on my feet? Stop, get off the floor. What are you doing on my feet, Lisa?

Emily Dorezas (3:51)

And Angie was saying, look, I thought it actually did not look bad at all.

Amy Phillips (3:54)

That's because we're far away and like the camera's picking it up.

Imagine what it looked like in person. It looks great to us is what I mean. In person, there's no way it didn't look ridiculous because of the amount of times she went over it. There's no way it didn't look out of control.

Emily Dorezas (4:13)

Yeah, I loved Angie coming at her too.

Amy Phillips (4:15)

That was really good. And I'm just like, well, you know, it's different because Lisa thinks that she can just keep going because it's such a nude, neutral shade.

Apparently, it's not so nude because you can even do too much of that.

Emily Dorezas (4:36)

Well, like, remember Lisa telling us that she has to have glam every single day because she's legally blind and can't see to put on the makeup?

Amy Phillips (4:45)

Yeah.

Emily Dorezas (4:46)

And I'm like, well, clearly-

Amy Phillips (4:47)

That was just an excuse, you guys.

Emily Dorezas (4:52)

What happened?

Because I could never in my whole life do what she was doing. Like, I'd have to be looking in line. Like, if I just sit there, I don't think I could do it like that. I'd have to definitely be seeing what I was doing.