Responding To MoistCr1TiKaL - H3 Show #280 artwork

Responding To MoistCr1TiKaL - H3 Show #280

H3 Podcast

June 12, 2026

Charlie weighed in and Ethan is weighing in on his weighing in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Speakers: Ethan Klein, Dan Fucks, Hila Klein, AB Ayokunle, Dan Bilzerian, Zach Louis, Nate Hernandez
**Ethan Klein** (0:03)
Oh, hey everybody, it's Ethan Klein. Coming at you live from Stony Hill, well, down far in Los Angeles.

**Dan Fucks** (0:13)
It's a hot one out there today, folks.

**Ethan Klein** (0:16)
The summer heat is coming down. Weather in LA, it's hot today, folks. Not that hot, 83 Today, we're sponsored by the lovely folks over at Gamer Suck. Strawberry lemonade. Beautiful little shaker cup here. We're going to kick one down.
The whole gang is here. Hila is here, although she's not at her desk. I don't know where she went. Hila, everybody. (*applause*) (*growling*) (*music*) Hila, everybody.

**Hila Klein** (1:01)
Hello.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:02)
(*applause*) This sounds pretty good, right?

**Hila Klein** (1:04)
(*growling*) Okay.

**Ethan Klein** (1:07)
That sounds like an animal.

**Hila Klein** (1:09)
You actually got better.

**Ethan Klein** (1:10)
Yeah, I know. I'm telling you, I've been...

**Hila Klein** (1:11)
Before, I was just hearing Ethan yelling. (*growling*) (*laughter*) Got better in the second half.

**AB Ayokunle** (1:20)
(*applause*) (*growling*) All right, we good.

**Ethan Klein** (1:24)
Yeah, we good.

**AB Ayokunle** (1:24)
Very good.

**Hila Klein** (1:29)
What are they? Dan, I don't know how to put these headphones on.

**Ethan Klein** (1:34)
You're gonna put a thing in your holes?

**Hila Klein** (1:37)
What's the shape? What do you do with it?

**Ethan Klein** (1:40)
Oh, those are new to you?

**Hila Klein** (1:41)
Yeah, it's a different one.

**Ethan Klein** (1:42)
Anyway, today we have some high, high drama to address, of course. Not really high drama, in fact, but it is talk of the town. Moist critical Charlie, what's up, guys? Today, I'm gonna be reacting to Ethan Klein suing iDubbbz. Literally, is what he said. And I'll be responding to his videos.
We also have... I'll get right into that, because, you know what I mean? If you're here for that, let's just talk about it.
In the meantime, though, let me just give a shout out to this new company I just hearing about for the first time. Who owns this? They seem really cool. teddyfresh.com.

**Hila Klein** (2:26)
Ooh. You tricked me. I didn't know what you were gonna say.

**Ethan Klein** (2:30)
New arrivals. It's Friday, baby. We've got, go ahead, Hila, what is this?

**Hila Klein** (2:34)
All right. We have a really cool pullover. This is a shape that we've done before, and everybody loved it. We did it in different fabrics, like corduroy and stuff. So, this one is a soft will with this custom tie-dye print that we created.
And it is also on a swimsuit.

**Ethan Klein** (2:54)
No.

**Hila Klein** (2:55)
And you do also have the bikini.

**Ethan Klein** (2:59)
Sorry, here, let me, yeah, go ahead. So, here's this one.

**Hila Klein** (3:01)
The bikini is from Terry Fabric, and you can wear it in many different ways. You can wear the strap like this in the center, or like that on the shoulders, or no straps at all. Swimsuit.

**Ethan Klein** (3:14)
Strap is optional.

**Hila Klein** (3:15)
Yes, it is optional.

**Ethan Klein** (3:17)
So it's just a top.

**Hila Klein** (3:19)
It's a bikini top, yes.

**Ethan Klein** (3:23)
And the bottoms are split separately, is that normal?

**Hila Klein** (3:25)
Yes, that's normal, because some people are different sizes on the top and the bottom.

**Ethan Klein** (3:29)
True, that's a great point. I didn't think about that.

**Hila Klein** (3:32)
And we have this little heart with the TF, that's custom.

**Ethan Klein** (3:35)
That is nice. It's summer.

**Hila Klein** (3:40)
It's a really classic fit, not too revealing in the back. Personally, I have a hard time nowadays with bikinis. Everybody's showing a lot of ass.

**Ethan Klein** (3:49)
Yes, that's different from when I was a kid. I'll be totally honest.

**Hila Klein** (3:53)
I'm still doing it the old way, where it's covering a good amount.

**Ethan Klein** (3:56)
Well, I feel like the norm is to show everything.

**Hila Klein** (3:59)
Right.

**Ethan Klein** (4:00)
It's a little bit...

**Hila Klein** (4:02)
We're getting old, I guess.

**Ethan Klein** (4:03)
I feel a little embarrassed, frankly, at the pool these days. Oh, my.
Do you know that you're... I can see your whole ass.
Yes, I'm getting old, apparently. But I don't know how much more... How much less can you show? I mean, I guess we're going to the point where it's just like... Just like a sticker over your...

**Hila Klein** (4:29)
My trainer was telling me it's a lot more flattering. She was like, I don't know how anybody wears it with the full cover.

**Ethan Klein** (4:37)
Maybe for her or not. I don't think that's true for everybody.

**Hila Klein** (4:39)

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