Topics: Stand-Up, Comedy, TV & Film
**Reg Thomas** (0:05)
I have learned so much about the presidency in the last year and a half. Because I'm gonna be honest with y'all, I had no idea a president could do all that. The president could do whatever the fuck he wants. Like, I'm not gonna lie, I look back, and I'm low-key disappointed in Barack. That's good. Very good. After the last year and a half, I'm like, damn, we could have really had white slaves.
If this nigger would have just locked in! Because the current president going north, the current president got everybody scared. I haven't heard anyone speak Spanish in public in months. This is Los Angeles. I walk around seeing Mexicans, they out here whispering and shit like, mira, mira!
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