Reg Thomas: A Joke About Cheating Jokes

**Reg Thomas** (0:05)
I just got through a little bad breakup, and, like, you know, breakups are hard for everybody. But what I've learned is that, like, women don't think they can be dumped. You see how it stopped being funny? Fellas, you know, breaking up with a girl is impossible. Breaking up with a girl is like breaking up with your gym membership. She's like, write me an essay. Tell me why you want to leave. I'll review it and tell you why you're wrong. You try to kick a girl out of your life, she start acting like a squatter. She's like, the county says I can stay. Me and my girl, we were together for four years, and it was sweet, but it got toxic. She caught me cheating once. A month, and accused me of not knowing what loyalty was. And then she got to a new relationship, and she got dumped for cheating with me.
Silly rabbit. This is when it got toxic. When she got caught cheating, I was there for her. I was like, yo, I know what you're going through right now.
Now, you would think telling a cheatin joke at a comedy show is a good idea, but most comedy shows are date night. So I tell a cheatin joke, and all the fellas are like, huh, mm.
Talk about some other shit right now, my. Personally, I think cheatin jokes are funny. Fellas, you ever been goin through a breakup, and you couldn't tell your girl?
You just walk around the house sad as hell? And you know, your girl can read your energy. Your girl knows when somethin bothers you. She's like, babe, what's wrong? You wouldn't understand. Catch Reg Thomas in Funny AF with Kevin Hart. Only on Netflix.