Ray Oldhafer + Dave Hill (Carolla Classics)

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Ray Oldhafer** (0:47)
Best thing that's ever happened to you financially.

**Adam Carolla** (0:50)
Go.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:50)
Easy. Sold my car on Carvana.

**Adam Carolla** (0:52)
Amazing offer.

**Ray Oldhafer** (0:53)
Really? I hit 200 on the Scratcher.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:56)
Did the Scratcher come to your house and hand you a check?

**Adam Carolla** (0:58)
No.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:59)
How many Scratchers did you hit to get that?

**SPEAKER_9** (1:00)
I hit a button on carvana.com once. Okay.

**Ray Oldhafer** (1:04)
That's fair.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:05)
It's like the lottery, except you always win.

**Ray Oldhafer** (1:08)
Not like the lottery at all, actually.

**Adam Carolla** (1:10)
Exactly.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:11)
Inexplicably good.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:13)
Offer's worth bragging about.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:14)
Sell your car today on Carvana. Pick up VsMay Apply.

**Giovanni** (1:33)
Welcome to Corolla Classics, I'm your host super fan, Giovanni, this is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fans select clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you would like to access the archive of the Adam Carolla Show, the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's sub stack, adamcarolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, listen ad free. And if you would like to request a clip, please email us, classicsat adamcarolla.com.
All right, let's get to the clips. Come up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 871 We've recently had an influx of requests for clips with Ray Oldhafer, even stuff from Ace on the House. This is Adam Carolla Show 871, Ray Oldhafer in-studio, along with Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop from 2012

**Adam Carolla** (2:12)
Good to see you, Alison Rosen.

**Alison Rosen** (2:14)
Thank you. Hello, Adam Carolla.

**Adam Carolla** (2:15)
And Ray Oldhafer.

**Giovanni** (2:17)
Hi, Adam.

**Adam Carolla** (2:18)
Good to see you, buddy. And Ball Bryan.

**Giovanni** (2:20)
That's right.

**Adam Carolla** (2:20)
Yeah. All right, Ray is here. He is the star of Ace on the House and also Not Taco Bell material. The whole chapter dedicated to Ray because there's truly nobody else like Ray and that's a good thing.
I mean, people, when I explain to people that I was just saying last night that your mom started dating your dad's friend or a couple, a couple, a friend of your mom and your dad, who was a couple, Jim and his wife.

**Ray Oldhafer** (2:52)
Yeah, I know all about it.

**Adam Carolla** (2:53)
Kathy?

**Ray Oldhafer** (2:54)
Yeah, Kathy was the only one I knew.

**Adam Carolla** (2:56)
That's a big chick. Yeah, big gals like me.

**Ray Oldhafer** (2:59)
Yeah. She could play guard for the Rams.

**Adam Carolla** (3:03)
You don't know how uncomfortable Ray is. I mean, literally. Alison, just picture this. Picture.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:10)
You said guard, not tackle.

**Adam Carolla** (3:11)
I'm 15 years of age.

**Ray Oldhafer** (3:13)
You have 15 pounds difference.

**Adam Carolla** (3:15)
This big woman comes bursting through Ray's apartment door, and she's yelling at her kid, Nickenor.
And she's screaming and she runs in and she yells like, you've seen Nickenor? And I said, no, I haven't. She storms off in the next room. And I go, Jesus Christ, who's that bitch? Yeah. She played guard. I think I said for the Packers, but she played guard for the Rams. She's a big fat chick, you know? And then two and a half minutes later, she reenters the room and Ray goes, Hey, this is Kathy. This is my friend Adam.
Kathy, how are you? Nice to meet you, ma'am. I'm like, you know, 14, 15 He says you could play guard for the Rams.

**Alison Rosen** (3:55)
Now, Ray, and she still wanted you.

**Adam Carolla** (3:58)
She's standing there and she wanted me more. I obviously just said it. It was like, there's no like, I never did say anything of this sort. And by the way, she looked like she, you know, was a perfect statement for her.