Ranking Every Horror Movie Ever - H3 After Dark #111

SPEAKER_1 (0:27)

Thank you.

SPEAKER_2 (0:31)

It's a joker, I think, right?

Harley Morenstein (0:34)

No, I'm not the joker. David, let me see you.

SPEAKER_2 (0:38)

David! Robin!

Harley Morenstein (0:43)

That's little boy, David.

SPEAKER_1 (0:45)

Little boy, David. You're kind of eating in that one a little bit.

SPEAKER_2 (0:49)

I love it.

Happy October, everybody. Wait, so, Harley, who are you?

Harley Morenstein (0:56)

How many times are we doing this?

SPEAKER_2 (0:58)

We're doing four. Okay.

SPEAKER_4 (1:01)

Who has the show on in the background?

SPEAKER_5 (1:03)

Harley does!

Harley Morenstein (1:09)

Is that what I sound like?

SPEAKER_6 (1:10)

Yes.

SPEAKER_2 (1:12)

Are you surprised?

SPEAKER_5 (1:14)

Sorry. Are you surprised?

Harley Morenstein (1:15)

He's kind of cooking. Let him cook.

SPEAKER_2 (1:18)

Then I'm just screaming like a psychopath. David, why does Robin never really get a costume update? I feel like he always looks like that.

SPEAKER_4 (1:27)

Because no one cares about Robin.

SPEAKER_2 (1:30)

I do.

SPEAKER_7 (1:31)

That was a joke.

SPEAKER_2 (1:35)

I'm also jealous that your glasses fit. I can't get these on.

SPEAKER_7 (1:38)

That was a joke.

SPEAKER_2 (1:40)

I go underneath. It doesn't work.

SPEAKER_8 (1:42)

Hello, everyone.

Harley Morenstein (1:44)

You said you're fat man is your costume? Yeah.

Okay. That's legit. And David, you're who?

SPEAKER_4 (1:51)

I'm Robin.

SPEAKER_2 (1:52)

Little gay Robin.

Harley Morenstein (1:53)

Okay. No, just like look at the level of quality that we brought. He is Kate is dressed as some OC right now, and she's nailing it in her own way.

SPEAKER_8 (2:04)

So much. Thank you.

Harley Morenstein (2:05)

My costume is a one to one replica. And yours looks like some party city shit, dude. What's going on?

SPEAKER_2 (2:12)

No, this looks like the what's wrong with my costume.

Harley Morenstein (2:15)

It's just mine is a perfect replica. Yours looks like it was Halloween mania type shit. Spirit Halloween.

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_4 (2:24)

And where did you buy your costume?

Harley Morenstein (2:27)

Doesn't matter where I got mine. Mine is a perfect rendition. I'm not the joker, but come on, David.

SPEAKER_2 (2:32)

Look at this.

Harley Morenstein (2:33)

You know, I'm not the joker.

SPEAKER_4 (2:35)

Kate still has her fucking tag on the top where they hang it on the rack.

Harley Morenstein (2:39)

She's returning it.

SPEAKER_2 (2:40)

Shut up. Don't point that out.

Harley Morenstein (2:43)

Do you guys know who my costume is?

SPEAKER_4 (2:45)

You're the joker.

SPEAKER_2 (2:48)

You're the joker. Was I right?

Harley Morenstein (2:55)

No, that's my baseline regular all the time.

SPEAKER_2 (2:57)

Oh, OK. So who are you now?

Harley Morenstein (2:58)

I'll help you out.

SPEAKER_2 (2:59)

I'll help you out.

SPEAKER_5 (3:04)

Want to know how I got these scars?

SPEAKER_2 (3:07)

Oh, you're that one.

Harley Morenstein (3:08)

I'm the joker, baby.

SPEAKER_5 (3:11)

OK, but let's.

Harley Morenstein (3:15)

So it's perfect. David, yours looks like Party City garbage.

SPEAKER_5 (3:21)

Yeah, David.

Harley Morenstein (3:21)

We're kind of eating it, though. I'm not going to lie. You're kind of eating it. I think you need to take and you need to take you need to take trend. You need to take trend and testosterone. Yeah, I'm seeing right now that if you get jacked, yeah, you'll be running H3 Enterprise in two years.

SPEAKER_2 (3:38)

Guys, I didn't mean I'm on it. And they're just sitting on top of my tits.

Harley Morenstein (3:43)

Or is it uncomfortable?

SPEAKER_2 (3:44)

No, it's fine. It's very soft.

SPEAKER_9 (3:45)

Because if it's uncomfortable, they're done by mom.

SPEAKER_2 (3:55)

No, it's just it's it's very soft. Um, but it is, yeah, just in the way. But hello, everyone. Welcome to what I am calling Halloween's Day. Every Wednesday in October, we're going to do a costume and do a spooky activity.

So you'll have the main show doing the movie reviews on Fridays and their costumes and other cool spooky shit. And then we will be here on Wednesday with costumes and spooky shit. So twice a week, all October long, which we love. Someone said I'm giving Lego Batman. Okay.

SPEAKER_5 (4:37)

That makes sense.

Harley Morenstein (4:38)

Next week, my costume, I'm going to be wearing this.

SPEAKER_5 (4:41)

Okay.

Harley Morenstein (4:42)

But I'm going to have exactly this, but a green pointy hat on.

SPEAKER_2 (4:49)

Me as a baby?

Harley Morenstein (4:51)

Me as a joker, baby.

SPEAKER_2 (4:55)

Wait. So which joker are you actually?

Harley Morenstein (4:57)

I'm Joker, baby.

SPEAKER_6 (4:58)

Oh, okay.

Harley Morenstein (4:59)

Cool. You've seen that? Have you seen that?

SPEAKER_6 (5:01)

No.

SPEAKER_2 (5:03)

You think I've seen whatever that is?