Skip to content
Rams' Melbourne Meltdown, Vintage 49ers, Big Mike Evans, and Podcast Rodgers Returns artwork

Rams' Melbourne Meltdown, Vintage 49ers, Big Mike Evans, and Podcast Rodgers Returns

The Ringer Fantasy Football Show

September 11, 2026

The Rams getting to Melbourne 30 hours before kickoff against the 49ers turned out to be a pretty bad idea.

Speakers Danny Heifetz, Craig Horlbeck, Danny Kelly

TopicsFantasy SportsSports

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

This message is brought to you by Apple Card.

Danny Heifetz (0:02)

With Apple Card, you earn unlimited daily cash back on everyday purchases, like groceries, merch or tickets to the game. Plus, it can be used anywhere MasterCard is accepted. No matter your team, no matter where you shop, Apple Card is here to help you tackle game day. Apply on the Wallet app on your iPhone today. Subject to credit approval, Apple Card is issued by Goldman Sachs Bank USA, Salt Lake City branch, Terms and More at applecard.com.

SPEAKER_3 (0:30)

For adults with Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis symptoms, every choice matters.

Tramfya offers self-injection or intravenous infusion from the start.

Tramfya is administered as injections under the skin or infusions through a vein every four weeks, followed by injections under the skin every four or eight weeks. If your doctor decides that you can self-inject Tramfya, proper training is required. Tramfya is a prescription medicine used to treat adults with moderately to severely active Crohn's disease and adults with moderately to severely active ulcerative colitis. Serious allergic reactions, increased risk of infections or lower ability to fight them and liver problems may occur. Before treatment, get checked for infections and tuberculosis. Tell your doctor if you have an infection, flu-like symptoms or need a vaccine. Explore what's possible. Ask your doctor about Tramfya today. Call 1-800-526-7736 to learn more or visit tramfyaradio.com.

Danny Heifetz (1:36)

This episode is presented by Verizon. Let me tell you all about Verizon's new Simplicity Plan. You get one plan, one price, just $30 a line per month, even for a single line.

So while everyone is running four trade analyzers before offering a backup tight end, Verizon said one plan, one price.

Sometimes the simplest move is the best one, like the Simplicity Plan. Head to verizon.com today. For new customers who switch to Verizon, $30 per line includes auto pay and switch discount. Additional taxes, fees and terms apply.

SPEAKER_1 (2:28)

Welcome to The Ringer Fantasy Football Show.

Danny Heifetz (2:30)

My name is Danny Heifetz and I'm joined by Danny Kelly and Craig Horlbeck and the 49ers just beat the Rams ass by 20 points in Australia. Niners won 27 to 7 So Craig, the Niners scored a point for almost every hour that the Rams had beaten. What a point for almost every hour that the Rams had been in Australia before the game.

Craig Horlbeck (2:44)

Look, I just flew four and a half hours to Toronto and I'm exhausted. So I can't.

And it's 11 o'clock at night. I can't imagine what Matt Stafford and the Rams felt like landing in Melbourne yesterday and playing a game. It looked like a team that was incredibly jet lagged. So points to the Niners and points to getting there a week early.

Danny Kelly (3:06)

Craig, don't you mean Melbourne, Melbourne?

Craig Horlbeck (3:09)

They were saying Melbourne.

SPEAKER_6 (3:09)

When did we decide that?

Craig Horlbeck (3:12)

You know, I will give credit to, was it Austin or DK? One of you was saying Melbourne and then Heifetz is like, don't say that. It's Melbourne. No, that was me.

Danny Kelly (3:18)

I said, just say Melbourne. Don't say Melbourne.

Craig Horlbeck (3:21)

But then everybody on the broadcast is saying Melbourne.

Danny Kelly (3:23)

Well, this is what I heard.

Danny Heifetz (3:23)

Everyone on the broadcast is saying Melbourne. Apparently, I mean, everybody, everyone is so see what the Netflix broadcast is doing it. And I'm sure that they're right and technically correct. However, it does sound like everyone was making fun of it.

Danny Kelly (3:36)

We are here. We're coming here live from Barcelona. We're coming here live from Ibiza.

SPEAKER_1 (3:40)

I went to Ibiza, Barcelona.

Danny Heifetz (3:43)

Sounds ridiculous.

Danny Kelly (3:44)

This is we're just looking ridiculous here. But anyways, it's fine. Whatever. It doesn't matter.

Did the Rams?

It did kind of annoy me the whole time. The Rams, guys, they sure looked like a team that just got off the plane. And that was like I know we talked about this a lot. It's just I know there's a lot of variables. This just feels like a colossal mistake of the way that they did this travel. Right. Like isn't this the big takeaway is like this was the stupidest decision. I can't even imagine like how tired they were.

Danny Heifetz (4:16)

No one's going to do it again.

Craig Horlbeck (4:19)

That's probably right. They just looked old to me. Like, to be honest, the Rams just looked like this was still the preseason and they were still getting into the swing of things. I'm like, Stafford looked 38 like he hadn't played in nine months. Miles Garrett didn't even play that much. Donald didn't make the trip. Like, this team just looked old to me. Like, they just looked like it was preseason week four and the Niners were more prepared.

63 more minutes of transcript below

Thousands of transcripts fetched by people building searchable podcast archives

Fetch the whole transcript

The demo key returns a sample episode in full, no card needed:

request
curl -H "x-api-key: pt_demo" \
  https://spoken.md/transcripts/1000651996090

Markdown with the speakers named, for your notes, your knowledge base, or anything that makes HTTP calls.

From $0.10 per transcript. No subscription. Credits never expire. Prices exclude VAT, added at checkout for EU customers. Not what you expected? Email us within 14 days with 20 or fewer credits used and we refund the pack in full.

Using your own key:

request
curl -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/transcripts/1000789012477