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Rafe's Mullet Wig, Deer in Heat & Joey Chestnut's 8-Pound Pizza

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

October 19, 2026

It's October 19th, and The Rizzuto Show is back with another spectacularly unhinged funny podcast featuring Rizz, King Scott, Moon, Lern, Rafe Williams, and the usual collection of stories that make St. Louis morning radio feel like a group therapy session nobody agreed to attend.

Speakers Rizz, King Scott, Lern, Rafe Williams

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Rizz (0:34)

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SPEAKER_3 (1:30)

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Rizz (2:06)

Hello, everybody.

King Scott (2:07)

Howdy.

Rizz (2:08)

It's Monday. It is October the 19th, and we are live coming at you. What was that mashup that we started with?

Lern (2:15)

It was Daft Punk's Something About Us with Michael McDonald. I keep forgetting.

Rizz (2:19)

I know. That was Daft Punk.

Lern (2:20)

It was Daft Punk.

Rizz (2:21)

I didn't know that. Oh. Are they not a thing anymore?

Lern (2:24)

No, they were tired, and I really need them to come back to the sphere for like a weekend.

King Scott (2:30)

A rumor there's something coming out with them.

Lern (2:32)

I wish.

King Scott (2:34)

Honestly.

Rafe Williams (2:34)

I heard they were going to get together one more time.

Rizz (2:37)

One more time.

Rafe Williams (2:38)

Hello.

Rizz (2:39)

Very good, very good. See you, Rafe.

Rafe Williams (2:41)

All right.

Rizz (2:42)

Goodbye, everybody.

Rafe Williams (2:43)

See you guys next Monday.

Rizz (2:44)

One in, one out. Moon out today. He'll be back tomorrow. Rafe Williams back from his Michigan jaunt.

Lern (2:52)

You look like Michigan.

Rizz (2:54)

You do.

Rafe Williams (2:54)

We're in Michigan.

Rizz (2:55)

We're in a mullet wig today.

Rafe Williams (2:56)

I am, as part of last week's NFL Pick'em punishment.

Lern (3:01)

You know, you have a, let me give you a compliment to start the show.

You can pull off different hair tones. Like, not everybody can pull off, like, because he had this slash wig on last week, and he had black, curly, crazy hair, and now we have this blonde mullet, and you look gorgeous.

King Scott (3:17)

It looks normal.

Rafe Williams (3:18)

It looks fine.

King Scott (3:18)

It does.

Lern (3:18)

You look like you could rock anything.

King Scott (3:21)

It actually makes more sense than...

Rafe Williams (3:22)

I'll have meetings later today with a huge potential client.

King Scott (3:25)

Oh, good. Wear that.

Rafe Williams (3:26)

Well, the rule is I have to wear it in the building, so...

King Scott (3:29)

What time's that meeting at?

Lern (3:30)

Get that money. Noon.

King Scott (3:34)

Ooh. Yeah.

Rizz (3:36)

What is the category of...

Lern (3:39)

Strip club.

Rizz (3:40)

Oh, you're fine, then.

Lern (3:41)

He'll be all right.

Rafe Williams (3:41)

Daycare.

SPEAKER_1 (3:43)

Daycare?

Lern (3:44)

Yes!

Rizz (3:46)

Yeah, you're fine.

SPEAKER_1 (3:48)

You're fine.

Rafe Williams (3:50)

I'll do very good.

Rizz (3:51)

So, Michigan with the Sklar Brothers, you went up on Thursday afternoon. How were the shows?

Rafe Williams (3:57)

Shows were excellent, man.

Excellent. Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase, first time at the club. I already asked when you come back in headline.

Rizz (4:04)

Oh!

Rafe Williams (4:05)

That's what you want.

Rizz (4:05)

Well, Sklar Brothers are...

Rafe Williams (4:06)

These guys are good to me, man.

Rizz (4:07)

You know, our creve corps zone. St. Louis' own Sklar Brothers. We love them, both Randy and Jason. Asked you to come up, open up their shows. I guess, do their kids go to Michigan, University of Michigan?

Rafe Williams (4:19)

Two of Randy's kids are at Michigan. His daughters are at Michigan. One is a senior, one is a junior or sophomore.

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