RADIO RECAP: Thursday 12th November
The Edge Arvo Show
November 12, 2026
Coachella has officially dropped its lineup, so naturally we had to put together our own BEST EVER COACHELLA! We reveal the results of our NCEA mock exams (some more impressive than others...), and Yas comes clean about a rather dirty little secret!
Speakers Harrison Keefe, Yas Coe, Cal Payne, Sam
TopicsSociety & Culture
SPEAKER_1 (0:00)
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Harrison Keefe (0:58)
Welcome to the show podcast.
Yas Coe (1:00)
Yep, yep, yep, you pity, yep.
Cal Payne (1:02)
Yeah, we need to, no, I don't think we need an intro for that. I think it's quite nice when we just do it ourselves.
Yas Coe (1:06)
Pals, I'm taking my Ritalin way too late today. I'm gonna be up all night.
Harrison Keefe (1:10)
It's like 7 p.m. What does that mean for people like I who don't take Ritalin?
Cal Payne (1:13)
It's a stimulant, so it keeps you awake.
Harrison Keefe (1:15)
Sorry, let the woman speak, mate. Jesus Christ, you had to cut off straight away. You spattered it before off here, and now you're doing that. God, you hate them.
Yas Coe (1:22)
You hate them.
Harrison Keefe (1:23)
Them?
Cal Payne (1:23)
What do you mean them people?
Harrison Keefe (1:25)
Women.
Yas Coe (1:27)
So, Ritalin is a stimulant. Thank you, Cal. And it's kind of like a...
It's like taking caffeine.
Harrison Keefe (1:33)
It's more engaging when Cal did it.
SPEAKER_8 (1:35)
Can you do it, Cal?
Yas Coe (1:38)
I'm actually leaving.
Cal Payne (1:39)
No, for some people that don't know, it is actually... It's closely related to like methamphetamine.
Yas Coe (1:45)
Yeah, well, it does have parts of it.
Cal Payne (1:46)
It's like methylphenidrate, or you're on an amphetamine one. It's meth, basically.
Yas Coe (1:51)
It's not, but...
Cal Payne (1:52)
No, it is. It literally is.
Harrison Keefe (1:53)
Oh, does it make you lock in, huh?
Yas Coe (1:55)
Well, it just, for me, it actually helps with my dopamine, because otherwise I'm not getting many dopamine hits throughout the day.
Harrison Keefe (2:02)
So I found out whether you took it during the show, where I think, I need to lock in and have a good show, but then you said, oh, I've taken it...
Yas Coe (2:08)
A bit late, yeah. Oh, I took it at like four.
Harrison Keefe (2:10)
You said early.
Yas Coe (2:11)
No, I took it too late. Normally I should take it in the morning, because then it helps you, but it's only four hours, so I should be fine.
Cal Payne (2:17)
Oh, it's not a long acting once. If I took it at four, I'd be up to like four in the morning.
Yas Coe (2:21)
Insane.
Cal Payne (2:22)
Horrific. Really?
Harrison Keefe (2:23)
Is it that long?
Cal Payne (2:24)
Mine's, yeah. But I actually don't take it anymore.
Yas Coe (2:25)
By the way, pals, if you didn't even know, both Cal and I are diagnosed ADHD.
Harrison Keefe (2:30)
But they probably gathered it there.
Yas Coe (2:32)
Yeah, probably.
Cal Payne (2:33)
We're just buying it on the side.
Harrison Keefe (2:34)
Pals, comment down in our Spotify comments, have you got... What is it? Personal to say?
SPEAKER_1 (2:38)
No. Have you got ADHD?
Yas Coe (2:40)
Yeah, I love that. ADHD, autism, anything. Love it.
Harrison Keefe (2:43)
I've got...
Yas Coe (2:45)
No, don't make a dick joke. I just knew you were going to go there.
Harrison Keefe (2:48)
I wasn't. Thank you so much. I wasn't. Oh my God, guys. Yes.
Slum... Wait, I'm trying to think of something.
SPEAKER_10 (2:58)
Slum, slum, millionaire.
Harrison Keefe (3:00)
That's me.
Sam (3:00)
Slum, slum, millionaire.
Harrison Keefe (3:02)
Big knocker. Big papa. He's here. Thanks, yes.
SPEAKER_1 (3:05)
I was actually going the opposite way.
Harrison Keefe (3:06)
I'm so stoked how much you hype up my dick.
Cal Payne (3:09)
How did Big get into the conversation?
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