RADIO RECAP: Monday 2nd November

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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SPEAKER_2 (0:30)

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And sharper than ever. Things are gonna get messy.

But if I can't believe in myself, I can't believe in anything.

SPEAKER_3 (0:54)

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Yas (1:00)

Hello, you hotties. Podcast for today.

SPEAKER_2 (1:04)

Hello.

Harrison (1:05)

How are you? Sorry.

Yas (1:09)

It has been an absolute day.

Harrison (1:12)

Mondays. Pals, you might relate, but as the year goes on, and it's getting further into the year.

Sorry?

SPEAKER_2 (1:19)

It's getting what?

Harrison (1:20)

It's getting further into the year.

Mondays are getting way harder. Like I used to stand up to this job and go, I mean, so much content from the weekend. And now I'm like, for Monday, it probably takes till about Wednesday till I really get into it.

SPEAKER_2 (1:31)

Yeah, I feel the same.

Yas (1:33)

And that's embarrassing to say, like warm up.

Harrison (1:36)

I know. We have to bring content every day, but we're not athletes. Yeah, you're not.

Oh gosh. I can't even be bothered ripping into you.

Yas (1:45)

Yeah, or like laughing.

Harrison (1:47)

Nah.

Yas (1:47)

Nah, we've had a lot of laughs today, pals. It is quite a funny podcast.

Harrison (1:50)

Yeah, that's a good show today.

Yas (1:52)

And this whole podcast, I have had like a fruit salad next to me. I've eaten a lot of candy over the weekend, Halloween.

Harrison (2:01)

Did you actually?

Yas (2:02)

Oh man, bro, you'll love this. The Halloween party I went to, they brought out spring rolls.

Oh my gosh.

Harrison (2:10)

The candy?

Yas (2:11)

No, no, no, these were like spring rolls, like party food.

Harrison (2:14)

Yeah, yeah.

Yas (2:15)

Like in my grape costume, my huge grapes flying everywhere.

Harrison (2:18)

You got a reputation. Do you want to get to this territory?

Yas (2:21)

I like bowled everyone over to get to the spring rolls.

Harrison (2:25)

The balloons are popping, everyone turns around. I'm like, oh, yuck.

Yas (2:30)

So yeah, I definitely got some fruit this morning, so I was like, you know what, I just need a bit of a cleanse.

Harrison (2:36)

Yeah, I need some healthy stuff. I've eaten so many lollies today, leftover lollies from Halloween at the office, and I feel ill. I feel really ill.

Yas (2:46)

Yeah, but my peak from the show today was, I love it when we have funny people on the show. And today we had a really funny caller talking about using the work credit card. She was a cool gal.

Harrison (3:00)

That was really funny. I liked that.

Yas (3:02)

And my pet? Oh, I don't even think I have a pet today.

Harrison (3:06)

Have to think of one.

Yas (3:07)

Oh, my pet was Harrison's business pitch. Pals, this man thinks he's an entrepreneur, and he couldn't be further from it.

Harrison (3:15)

It's not French. Entrepreneur. It's entrepeneur.

Yas (3:19)

Yeah, well...

Harrison (3:20)

What a gross word, eh?

Yas (3:21)

Wait, is it not French?

Harrison (3:23)

Entrepreneur.

Yas (3:24)

Entrepeneur?

SPEAKER_3 (3:25)

Yeah, part of it is.

Yas (3:26)

I always say entrepeneur.

Harrison (3:27)

Yeah, racist.

Yas (3:28)

But yeah, that was... Yeah, well...

SPEAKER_3 (3:30)

No, you can't say you well when I do that. Oh, my God.

Yas (3:33)

No, no, no, no.

Harrison (3:34)

Do you well with... Jeez.

Yas (3:36)

No, moment.

Harrison (3:37)

Crazy. I don't call them French fries. I just call them fries, just so you know.

Yas (3:42)

Well, cool. I can't even be bothered to rebut you today.

Harrison (3:46)

I can't. My peak in the show, my peak was we had...

If you're from New Zealand, Pals or Australia, you probably know this artist. His name is Teex.

SPEAKER_3 (3:54)

Oh, we did.

Harrison (3:55)

Very, very sexy artist, voice wise.

SPEAKER_3 (3:59)

He's just awesome.

Harrison (3:59)

And he's got all these rocking bodies. He's probably one of the most attractive New Zealand artists. Look him up, Teex.