RADIO RECAP: Friday 13th November

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Holiday drinks are now at McDonald's, like the new Red Bull Frosted Cranberry Energizer. It's Red Bull meat, cranberry flavors topped with cold foam and sprinkles, made to charge your holiday spirit. Now at McDonald's.

SPEAKER_2 (0:16)

Finished your essay a day early? That deserves a.

Finally folded that laundry? That deserves a. Parallel parked on the first try? That deserves a. No matter what you accomplish today, celebrate with an ice cold Coca-Cola, because even the little ones deserve a big. Enjoy Coca-Cola.

Hey, guys.

Yas Coe (0:45)

Welcome to the podcast. Broadcasting right now. Live. Well, it's not live. It's recorded, but we're from Splash Planet.

SPEAKER_1 (0:53)

Yeah. We are from Splash Planet.

Harrison Keefe (0:55)

I'll be honest, little people are in the corner right now. We've actually wrapped up the show. The show is finished. Great show today, can I just say. Well done. Everyone has left the park. It is actually us. I can see two lifeguards. The manager of Splash Planet behind us and they're waiting.

Yas Coe (1:09)

And Harrison won't stop scratching his ass.

SPEAKER_1 (1:11)

Yeah.

Cal Payne (1:11)

You know, honestly, there's been like four times today where Harrison stood up and scratched his ass in front of everyone.

Harrison Keefe (1:17)

It's not my hole. It's like my cheeks.

SPEAKER_1 (1:20)

No, girl.

Harrison Keefe (1:21)

Actually, I've got a quote as well.

Oh, brilliant. It reminded me. But no, it's like, pals, do you get this? Like, message, leave a comment on Spotify chat. When you get a bit bummed, like swimming, and your togs against your bummed cheeks, my bummed cheeks get really itchy.

Cal Payne (1:35)

Are you wearing undies between there, or is it just straight togs?

Harrison Keefe (1:38)

Do we have to wear them?

Cal Payne (1:39)

I always wear undies where I'm wearing them.

SPEAKER_6 (1:41)

It's like, it's so itchy.

Yas Coe (1:43)

So also, we were playing the show before, and Harrison and I were lying in the sun. And I look over at his arse, and a bird has landed on his arse.

The bird was like, oh, there's a boulder for me to land on.

SPEAKER_7 (1:57)

And she thought it was a plot of land.

Harrison Keefe (1:58)

Just sat at me. I had to move, oh, shit, he's real. Wow, you thought it was a piece of land bird.

Yas Coe (2:03)

Oh, it was so funny.

Cal Payne (2:05)

All right, let's go through some quick peeks and pits for the day. My peek today, honestly, has just been sitting out in the sun. It feels like the first day of summer, truly.

And my pit, I didn't really have one. It's such a beautiful day. I'm going to say my pit was just the first three seconds of being in the water when it was cold right before it became nice. Oh, actually, and choking.

SPEAKER_1 (2:26)

You almost died today. Oh, my gosh. That was actually my pit.

Harrison Keefe (2:29)

There you go.

Yas Coe (2:30)

My peek of the show, we found out that Splash Planet has a little mantra that they say, wahoo.

Harrison Keefe (2:37)

Wahoo.

Yas Coe (2:38)

Wahoo, and we did a Best Ever wahoo songs. And I didn't realize that there were so many songs that have wahoo in it. I think we should go back in the studio and actually do a proper wahoo, Best Ever wahoo. Yeah.

Harrison Keefe (2:48)

I can't wait to listen to this podcast back. I think it would be pretty entertaining. But my peaking pit was, itchy bum is just someone.

Itchy bum, itchy, actually, itchy bum, burning my ass and getting weighed on scales before I got to the slide. You'll hear that in the pod today.

Yas Coe (3:05)

The people at Splash Planet thought Harrison weighed 150 kgs. They were worried.

Harrison Keefe (3:09)

They pulled out scales and said, can we just weigh you? I'm not kidding.

Yas Coe (3:11)

Because they were like, everyone gets weighed. It's like, yeah, okay.

Harrison Keefe (3:14)

You'll hear in the pod, no joke. My peak is having you guys in Hastings Talks Play and seeing Splash Planet for the first time.

Yas Coe (3:19)

Yeah, it's so lovely to be in your hometown.

Harrison Keefe (3:21)

We're up here, we've been here a hundred times.

Yas Coe (3:22)

It's a beautiful place, so enjoy the podcast.

Harrison Keefe (3:25)

Can I have one quote to finish you off?

Okay, one quote for the weekend, pals. My dad sent this to me. He said, motivation, motivation.

Cal Payne (3:34)

What the, really?

Harrison Keefe (3:34)

What did he say?

Cal Payne (3:35)

Motivate, motivate.

Harrison Keefe (3:36)