Quaalude Comeback, Lip Reading Legends & The Bonehead Chronicles

Rizz (0:00)

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Lern (2:04)

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Rizz (2:07)

Hey, you guys know the Quaaludes are back?

Jeff Burton (2:09)

No way.

Lern (2:10)

Yeah, oh yeah.

Jeff Burton (2:11)

I talk about Quaaludes in the 70s with the bassist in my band, Richard, because he grew up in New York, and he always tells me these wild-ass stories about doing lewds back in the day.

Rizz (2:23)

Lewds are making a surprising comeback. And I guess it all started, like the comeback started with The Wolf of Wall Street.

Jeff Burton (2:33)

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rizz (2:34)

Remember they always talked about doing lewds in The Wolf of Wall Street, and now it's a thing again. Kids are doing lewds?

Jeff Burton (2:42)

No, you know what? They were originally, allegedly, for women, for like housewives, to like set them at ease. And like were prescribed for the ladies.

Rizz (2:52)

Originally brand named Methaquilone, short for quiet interlude. So the drug acts as a heavy sedative and muscle relaxant that lowers inhibitions, creates extreme body euphoria, and mitigates anxiety.

Rafe (3:08)

It's the original Xanax. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think Xanax is like the dialed in version of Quaaludes.

Rizz (3:17)

So the feds thought that lewds were pretty much extinct after the federal ban in 1984 And for decades, drug enforcement officials like, yeah, this is a win in the war on drugs, because the pharmaceutical companies just stopped making them.

But fast forward to today, and these things are being made by underground chemists.

Jeff Burton (3:40)

Oh jeez. We're all going to be getting into our lambos, like Leonardo DiCaprio and Wolf of Wall Street. Whoops.

Rizz (3:47)

You ever taken a Quaalude?

Jeff Burton (3:48)

Of course not.

Rizz (3:49)

What do you mean, of course not?

Jeff Burton (3:50)

They're not around. You can't find a lewd.

Rafe (3:53)

Put it on the wheel for taking a Quaalude. You gotta take a lewd.

Rizz (3:58)

I took a Quaalude once.

Rafe (3:59)

You gotta take a lewd for the whole broadcast.

Jeff Burton (4:01)

What happened to you?

Rizz (4:01)

I lost the evening.

Lern (4:03)

Gone, huh?

Rizz (4:04)

Gone.

Lern (4:04)