Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture
**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Rizzuto** (0:30)
All right, St. Louis Real Talk. After those storms last year, my roof was a disaster and I didn't want the headache. So I called the Happy Roof Company and I couldn't be happier because yeah, a roof job is loud, it's chaotic and they were on it. They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. Communication was tight the whole way. And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. That alone saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration.
Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, solid workmanship, high-end materials. It looks like it belongs on the house, not some patch and prey repair. And they back shingle roofs with a 10-year labor warranty. If you've got storm damage, leaks, or an older roof, make Happy Roof Company your first call. Tell them you heard about it on the Rizz Show. Go to thehappyroof.com, thehappyroof.com, or call 314-665-3001.
That's 314-665-3001, the Happy Roof Co. Because who doesn't want a happy ending?
**Rafe** (1:32)
The choice of a lawyer is an important decision.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:34)
It should not be based solely on advertisements.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:37)
Stroud and Coop made me feel like I was part of their family.
**Scott** (1:40)
I was a part of the team.
**SPEAKER_6** (1:41)
I didn't want to be a number. I wanted to be a person.
**SPEAKER_7** (1:44)
I immediately felt like I was part of their family. And that was a big selling point for me.
**SPEAKER_8** (1:48)
I always felt like we mattered to them.
**SPEAKER_6** (1:50)
They weren't just another case.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:51)
Not a client. Not a number.
**Scott** (1:54)
They took care of me and I know they'll take care of you.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:56)
To us, you're a person, not a number. We can help. Call Brown and Crouppen now.
**Scott** (2:02)
You tell them you're my friend.
**Moon** (2:05)
Rizzuto, Rizzuto, Rizzuto.
**Rizzuto** (2:08)
Welcome back to the program. Fund over 314-624-3833 or 618-398-3833. The Point text line 314-649-DUMB. The Bud Light Studio Cams, 105.7thepoint.com, slash Rizz. Show your emails, rizzshow105.7thepoint.com. A little bit later, we'll play simpleton trivia.
First off, ACDC Foo Fighters, September 8th, the Dome at American Center. We got tickets for the St. Louis Blues Home Opener versus the Sharks of San Jose. October 8th, Over and Enterprise, Blues Hockey, right around the corner.
He had to have been going all night, right? This is this is leftovers from Saturday, right?
**Moon** (3:24)
You don't think he just woke up all feeling, what do they say?
**Scott** (3:27)
Randy.
**Moon** (3:27)
Feeling Randy?
**Rizzuto** (3:28)
No, this is it's got to be from the night before.
**Scott** (3:31)
Really?
**Rizzuto** (3:32)
Like a bender, you think, right?
**Rafe** (3:34)
I don't know if it's a sting, though.
**Rizzuto** (3:36)
I mean, well, he went to a website, and he went to a website.
**Rafe** (3:40)
He's probably up all night doing God knows what.
**Rizzuto** (3:42)
Doing God knows what.
**Moon** (3:44)
I'm not going to presume to know what a $500 million man does with his mornings.
**Rizzuto** (3:51)
Saturday, he went hard.
In Ohio. Now, it's Sunday morning. I got to go to sleep.
**Moon** (3:58)
9.30, though.
**Rizzuto** (3:59)
9.3 in the morning on a Sunday. He's going all night.
**Moon** (4:02)
Wait, wait, wait. So we'll go back to the details. He had reached out on a website, and there was a sting operation on the website. They lured him over to the trailer park. So when was he on the website?
**Rizzuto** (4:13)
He could have gone on like 10 minutes before he got there.
**Moon** (4:16)
Oh, okay. I didn't know that.
**Rafe** (4:18)
We know a lot about this.
**Moon** (4:20)
Yeah, you guys are on it.
**Rizzuto** (4:24)
Just like going to the Urgent Care. You go on the Urgent Care website and go, I'll be there in 10 minutes, make an appointment.
**Scott** (4:28)
That's how Bruce Springsteen works.
**Moon** (4:31)
He served his two days, paid his fine. What was the fine?
**Rizzuto** (4:35)
$1,500.
**Moon** (4:36)
Huh.
**Rafe** (4:38)
It's more expensive than the hooker. Yeah.
A prostitute or a sex worker. What's the jargon? What is it?
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