Prostate Ladders & Best Curse Word Alternatives - Comedy Podcast

Jason Moore (0:00)

Aruba loves you, seriously, like the entire island. You don't believe me? Then visit it and you'll see.

The beaches will soothe you with warming love. The water will heal you with cleansing love. The food will fill you with delicious, delicious food love. And the people, well, they offer the warmest love of all. That's a lot of love. Hope you like feeling incredible basically the entire time you're there. Just be sure to return the favor. So go ahead and meet Aruba and then love Aruba. Plan your trip today at aruba.com.

Mike Wright (0:36)

If you're a smart business, the right hire can be a make or break. Indeed Sponsored Jobs gets you quality candidates when you need them most. Join the 3.3 million employers worldwide that use Indeed to connect with quality talent that fits their needs. Listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help get your job the premium status it deserves at indeed.com/podcast.

That's indeed.com/podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Hiring now, then this is a job for Indeed Sponsored Jobs.

SPEAKER_3 (1:21)

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's The Spitballers Podcast with Andy, Mike and Jason.

Mike Wright (1:44)

I took it down real low. Oh, yeah.

Andy Holloway (1:45)

So low.

Jason Moore (1:48)

It wasn't bad.

Mike Wright (1:49)

It was just.

Jason Moore (1:50)

It was better than next week's.

Mike Wright (1:52)

Just a little classic.

Andy Holloway (1:53)

Spoiler alert, better than next week's.

Jason Moore (1:57)

Stay tuned.

Andy Holloway (1:57)

Well, we'll see if you sell it or not. Have you ever thought about.

Jason Moore (2:01)

You don't mean like really go full bore and really sell the scam.

Andy Holloway (2:04)

No. I mean like the kids mean it.

Jason Moore (2:06)

You mean.

Andy Holloway (2:06)

Like you're selling.

Jason Moore (2:07)

Yes.

Andy Holloway (2:07)

Yeah.

Jason Moore (2:08)

Get rid of.

Andy Holloway (2:09)

Oh, no, no, no, no. That guy's selling.

Mike Wright (2:10)

No, the kids, when they say you sell, you've done a bad job.

Andy Holloway (2:12)

Yeah, yeah. Like if the.

Mike Wright (2:14)

If you choke, you have sold.

Andy Holloway (2:15)

Like the team that's losing by a bunch of points, they sold. Jason, but what if I. How do you not know that?

Jason Moore (2:19)

What? Because this is why, and it's very easy to know.

Andy Holloway (2:23)

Are you selling on parenting?

Jason Moore (2:24)

No, because I have literally sold it many times. I have sold my scat away.

Andy Holloway (2:31)

No, that's fair.

Jason Moore (2:32)

So when you say, oh, you're going to sell it, I thought you just meant.

Andy Holloway (2:35)

I did mean that at first. The definition of the word.

Jason Moore (2:37)

I'm going to get rid of it and sell it to Jeremy.

Andy Holloway (2:40)

But then we were trying to talk to you about the slang and you just, you wouldn't have it.

Jason Moore (2:42)

I obviously know the slang.

Andy Holloway (2:45)

Everything is, by the way, everything is tough now. Did you know that? Yeah. Everything is freaking tough. Is that how they spell it? Yeah. Like I set up a new little video game. Dude, that's tough. I cleaned up my desk and I show up my son. I go, look at my new headset. He goes, oh man, that's tough.

Mike Wright (2:59)

You know what? I think for the most part, a lot of the kids slang, I'm okay with.

Every once in a while, you get old.

Jason Moore (3:09)

It's better than it was. I feel like five or six years ago, there was some stupid stuff.

Andy Holloway (3:14)

I got one that I can't handle right now.

Jason Moore (3:15)

That you're too old for?

Andy Holloway (3:16)

No, I just can't handle it. I can't handle, and maybe it's just in our house, maybe this isn't the slang.

Jason Moore (3:21)

Okay.

Andy Holloway (3:22)

But everybody, everything and every person, including mom and dad, are bro.

Jason Moore (3:27)

Oh.

Andy Holloway (3:27)

Everything's a bro. Bro, bro, bro. I don't get that in my house.

SPEAKER_4 (3:31)

As a dad, I don't want to be bro.

Andy Holloway (3:34)

I don't want to be bro. Hey bro, give me the cereal.

SPEAKER_4 (3:36)

No, I ain't your bro.

Andy Holloway (3:38)

I'm your dad.

Mike Wright (3:39)

That's a you problem.

SPEAKER_4 (3:40)

Okay, okay.

Andy Holloway (3:41)

Maybe it's a having boys problem, like multiple, like I got both of the boys are just bro this, bro that.