President Trump Calls - H3 After Dark #28 artwork

President Trump Calls - H3 After Dark #28

H3 Podcast

March 19, 2021

On this episode of H3 After Dark we get a call in from our illustrious former president, Donald J Trump. We also speak with the CEO of Kraken, a crypto exchange, and collector of NFTs who is trying to complete the H3 Podcast Exodia.
Speakers: Ethan Klein, Hila Klein, AB, Dan, Ian, Zach, Jesse Powell

Topics: Comedy

**SPEAKER_1** (0:07)
Oh, hello.

**Ethan Klein** (0:09)
Welcome to the H3 Podcast After Dark, where things get a little dicey, a little wild. And of course, this is when Hila joins us, so it's everybody's favorite episode.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:19)
Hila, who's looking bomb today, girl.

**Hila Klein** (0:26)
Nothing.

**Ethan Klein** (0:27)
What's with the specs?

**Hila Klein** (0:29)
I thought they were cool.

**Ethan Klein** (0:30)
Oh, they are cool, but what does, oh, does this go behind your back? I thought they were just hanging down, so you can.

**Hila Klein** (0:36)
You can take it off.

**Ethan Klein** (0:38)
You can take it off.

**AB** (0:39)
You can drop it and you can put them back off.

**Ethan Klein** (0:42)
I love it.

**Hila Klein** (0:43)
Apparently, AAB has the same sunglasses.

**Ethan Klein** (0:47)
Are they like Amazon glasses or are they expensive nice glasses?

**AB** (0:51)
Excuse me, these are Ray-Bans.

**Ethan Klein** (0:54)
Oh, but you don't have the chain.

**Hila Klein** (0:56)
Oh, yours are Ray-Bans.

**AB** (0:58)
Oh, yours aren't Ray-Bans?

**Ethan Klein** (0:59)
Those look like...

**Hila Klein** (1:00)
Valentino.

**Ethan Klein** (1:01)
Oh, shit, those are like hell of nice, huh? A little above my finger.
Holy shit. And I said, I thought you got those on Amazon.

**Hila Klein** (1:11)
Yeah, I heard that.

**Ethan Klein** (1:14)
Trust what I know. Shame on me.

**Hila Klein** (1:18)
That's my vibe though. Something that you kind of like, you don't know if it was $10 or...

**Ethan Klein** (1:30)
You look bomb though, dude. Good thing you're...

**Hila Klein** (1:33)
Mm.

**Ethan Klein** (1:34)
It's awesome.
Anyway, today's episode is sponsored by Liquid IV. We have a really fun episode today. Super excited. First of all, while we're live, the auction of the legendary one of one vape god coin is going to expire. So we're gonna find out.
Does anybody care? It expires in one hour and eight minutes. Current top bid is two.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:59)
Hey, hey, hey.

**Ethan Klein** (2:00)
Carlos is on the edge of his seat. 2.69 Ethereum, $5,000. We're gonna find out what this thing is worth. So I hope.
So I hope all of our high rollers are tuning in. Because this is one of one, baby. It's the video, VapeNation video. I don't know what it means, but that's what it is. It's gotta be worth more than that, right?
We're gonna be keeping an eye on that. The president, ladies and gentlemen, is gonna be calling in. The president of the United States is gonna be calling in in a little bit. Yes, or sorry, not the president, the ex-president, Donald Trump.

**Dan** (2:45)
Former president.

**Ethan Klein** (2:46)
Former president.

**Dan** (2:47)
Is the correct honorific.

**Ethan Klein** (2:49)
I'm still not used to the idea.

**Dan** (2:51)
I think actually technically you're still supposed to call an ex-president the president. Like they get that title for life.

**Ethan Klein** (2:56)
Yeah, they do.

**Hila Klein** (2:57)
I've seen that on the news.

**Ethan Klein** (2:59)
Well, he's not currently the sitting president.

**Hila Klein** (3:02)
Yeah, but they still refer to him as president.

**Ethan Klein** (3:05)
But is he the president?

**Hila Klein** (3:07)
No.

**Ethan Klein** (3:07)
Yeah. So we have, what do I?

**Dan** (3:10)
Descript him of the the.

**Hila Klein** (3:10)
It's like the queen and like the mama queen and the, they're all queen, but there's like queen and there's that queen. Queen.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:18)
Right.

**Dan** (3:19)
All women are queens, but then there's the queen.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:23)
I'll kiss the guys and the beautiful women and them.

**Ethan Klein** (3:28)
So president Trump is calling in to discuss his thoughts on what's going on with David Delbrick and Dom. I'm really curious what he has to think, what he has to say about all that.

**Dan** (3:38)
It sucks that he's not on Twitter anymore and we can't hear about it directly.

**Hila Klein** (3:42)
Cause he has no outlet.

**Dan** (3:44)
But he's been following the drama and yeah, he's banned from pretty much all social media. So this is his only outlet.

**Ethan Klein** (3:51)
We're giving him a platform.

**Hila Klein** (3:52)
They call him Dumps.

**Ethan Klein** (3:55)
They sure do. We also have the Kraken Exchange CEO calling him because apparently he said that we're a bunch of ignoramuses when it comes to crypto and we got a lot of stuff wrong. So it's like, okay, come on and explain.
You know, talk to him while the bid goes down. It'll be fun. It'll be exciting, you feel the energy buzzing?

**Hila Klein** (4:21)
I am so happy.

**Ethan Klein** (4:25)
You know, Teddy Fresh, we did a new collection yesterday and there's nothing left, so.

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