Potato Chip Wars, Sports Shenanigans & Do It Bitch!

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King Scott (0:44)

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Moon (0:47)

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Scott Rizzuto (1:33)

All right, welcome back to the program. Let's give away some stuff.

Chris Kerber (1:37)

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Scott Rizzuto (1:40)

All right, today's contest is sponsored by Universal Windows Direct.

Lern (1:43)

You'll be saying, I love my windows.

Scott Rizzuto (1:44)

All right, we are playing Do It Bitch. Team King Scott and Rafe Williams versus Team Moon and Lern.

So which team will you be backing? Let's go to line one. Marty. Hello, Marty.

SPEAKER_5 (1:59)

Hey, good morning, guys.

Scott Rizzuto (2:00)

All right, which team?

SPEAKER_5 (2:02)

I'm going to do Moon and Lern.

Scott Rizzuto (2:04)

Moon and Lern. Hang on one second.

King Scott (2:06)

Okay, doesn't want tickets.

Scott Rizzuto (2:07)

Marty. Let's go to Keeler. Hello, Keeler.

SPEAKER_5 (2:12)

Hey, how's it going?

Scott Rizzuto (2:12)

Which team are you backing?

SPEAKER_5 (2:14)

Let's go Lern and Moon. Lern and Moon.

Scott Rizzuto (2:17)

Hang on.

SPEAKER_5 (2:17)

Team Moon.

Scott Rizzuto (2:18)

Lern. Yeah, that is Moon.

SPEAKER_5 (2:21)

Team Moon.

Scott Rizzuto (2:22)

Nick, hello.

SPEAKER_4 (2:24)

Good morning, guys.

Scott Rizzuto (2:25)

Good morning. Nick, who are you backing?

SPEAKER_4 (2:28)

I'm going to go Rafe and King.

Scott Rizzuto (2:29)

Rafe and King.

Rafe Williams (2:30)

Hang on. That's right.

Scott Rizzuto (2:32)

Let's go. Jerry. Hello, Jerry.

Chris Kerber (2:35)

Good morning, Rizz.

Scott Rizzuto (2:35)

All right, Jerry, who are you backing?

Chris Kerber (2:38)

Let's go with Moon.

Scott Rizzuto (2:39)

Team Moon. Okay. Josh, who are you backing?

Chris Kerber (2:44)

I'll do Rafe and King.

Scott Rizzuto (2:45)

Rafe and King.

Moon (2:46)

All right.

Scott Rizzuto (2:47)

And finally, Mike, who are you backing, Mike?

SPEAKER_5 (2:50)

Good morning.

Moon (2:50)

Good morning.

Scott Rizzuto (2:52)

Which team are you backing?

SPEAKER_5 (2:54)

I'm going to go with Moon, too.

Scott Rizzuto (2:56)

Team Moon.

Moon (2:57)

Okay. Good morning.

Scott Rizzuto (2:59)

So how many backed?

Rafe Williams (3:01)

That's four.

Scott Rizzuto (3:02)

Four to two.

Moon (3:03)

One. Two people?

Rafe Williams (3:04)

Yeah. You guys got Nick and Josh.

Moon (3:05)

One guy just backed Moon. So you have to win.

Rafe Williams (3:08)

He's just on your team. That's fine.

Scott Rizzuto (3:10)

Okay. So Team Moon wrote down who will be the gambler, who will be the guesser first.

Team Rafe and King. Who will gamble? Who will guess first?

King Scott (3:21)

I'm going to gamble.

Scott Rizzuto (3:22)

King Scott will gamble.

Moon (3:24)

Kenny Rogers over here.

Rafe Williams (3:25)

Rafe will guess.

Moon (3:26)

Can we?

Rafe Williams (3:28)

What?

Moon (3:28)

Can I want to ask for a one time?

Rafe Williams (3:31)

Why?

Moon (3:31)

Can we wait this for, this guy's been up with the baby. If he gets within one, can we get some sort of?

Rafe Williams (3:39)

I have endometriosis. No. I'm adopted. Yeah. Everybody put your excuses out on the fricking table.

Scott Rizzuto (3:47)

So Rafe's going to guess first. Lern will guess first. Okay.

Rafe Williams (3:52)

Yes.

Scott Rizzuto (3:52)

So let's send Lern and Rafe out of the room.

Rafe Williams (3:55)

Let's go.

Scott Rizzuto (3:56)

I will give the first category. Shall we sound check the clock?

Lern (4:00)

Sound checking. It works.

Scott Rizzuto (4:03)

Clock works. Great. Reset the clock. Guessers out. I will administer the first category.

Okay. The first category is...

Lern (4:13)

Wait till they're away from the speaker. Somebody turned up the freaking speaker in the hallway.