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Pot Pie Predicaments: The Scalding Saga

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

August 28, 2026

Today’s episode begins exactly where every respectable radio program should: debating canned chili and whether The Rizzuto Show should abandon broadcasting altogether to open a chili parlor.
Speakers: Rizzuto, Rafe, Scott, Moon

Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture

**Rizzuto** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (1:02)
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**Rafe** (1:32)
Hey, it's Rafe. I'm here with Stewie from Stuarts American Morgan. Stew, ever since I closed my loan with you, I get scam letters left and right.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:38)
You know, Rafe, that information that you close your loan is public record, so people get all kinds of junk in the mail. This is why you contact me on my personal cell phone. After you close the loan, I'm available nights, weekends. Your home is the biggest investment you're going to make in your life. Don't you want someone you can contact when you need to contact them?

**Rafe** (1:54)
Call the guy you can count on. It's Stu, 314-324-4440, or Google the bagel loan, NLS number 226715

**Scott** (2:07)
Hey!

**Rizzuto** (2:08)
What?

**Rafe** (2:09)
She said something funny right before he weeds.

**Rizzuto** (2:11)
What'd you say, Scott?

**Scott** (2:12)
What was this?
It's out of context, it won't work. It won't work. It won't work.

**Rizzuto** (2:18)
You're in full tracksuit today.

**Scott** (2:20)
I am.
Gonna be hot today. Yeah, but I'm in go mode, just in case.

**Rizzuto** (2:24)
We mean go mode.

**Moon** (2:25)
Go mode, don't we?

**Scott** (2:26)
Maybe plops out on her today.

**Moon** (2:27)
You got a double bag?

**Rafe** (2:28)
Don't say plops out, dude.

**Moon** (2:29)
You got the go bag with you?

**Rafe** (2:31)
Life's not gonna like you saying plops out.

**Rizzuto** (2:33)
We got three days until the due date.

**Rafe** (2:35)
Well, not for me to make money.

**Rizzuto** (2:38)
It's the 30th or 31st?

**Rafe** (2:39)
The 30th.

**Scott** (2:40)
Okay, so two days.

**Rafe** (2:41)
Did you give her those hot wings the other day you thought might get it moving?

**Scott** (2:44)
Nope, that's chili.

**Rizzuto** (2:45)
They say spicy food.

**Moon** (2:46)
No, no, no.

**Scott** (2:46)
You don't want that baby come out.

**Moon** (2:47)
Chili, we, with the last two. You pooped that baby out. Chili the night before. Or chili the day after.

**Rizzuto** (2:52)
Chili the night before.

**Moon** (2:53)
Chili, yeah, but really? I mean, you gonna see it.

**Scott** (2:57)
You don't know what that is. I'll go to Steak and Shake.

**Rafe** (2:59)
You don't need pitocin when you've got Hormel.

**Rizzuto** (3:03)
Yeah.

**Scott** (3:04)
Wolf chili. Yeah, wolf chili works.

**Rafe** (3:06)
That's for guys.

**Moon** (3:07)
And some castor oil.

**Scott** (3:09)
Oh, yeah.

**Rizzuto** (3:10)
Best chili in a can, go.

**Rafe** (3:14)
I really like, I've really been on this Steak and Shake, there is one. What is it? It's not Hormel.

**Rizzuto** (3:23)
We were Hormel, we were a Hormel family.

**Rafe** (3:26)
I mean, I love Steak and Shake in a can, now that they're doing it, because that is good chili.

**Scott** (3:30)
I haven't had it in years.

**Moon** (3:31)
Did you Steak and Shake in a can?

**Scott** (3:32)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's good. In the grocery stores? Yeah, and it's good, man.

**Rafe** (3:35)
It's legit. It's the real thing.

**Rizzuto** (3:39)
They also have, I know you were talking about Skyline Chili the other day.

**Scott** (3:42)
They have that in a can too.

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