Porsche’s Secret Ducktail 911 Just LEAKED

**Zuckerman** (0:03)
Grapers, this hot sister-in-law, the whole works.

**Spike Feresten** (0:07)
Welcome to Spike's Car Radio. It's already a tawdry beginning to our show.

**Zuckerman** (0:13)
Just a moment of honesty.

**Spike Feresten** (0:15)
That's right. Well, that's what we've always wanted to bring to the listener. Just this is the way we talk, even if it's about cars, which is what we're talking about. Lindsey Graham's taint, and Zuckerman's gonna get high with Hunter Biden. And let's just toss Jimothy onto the table too. The weird raccoon that everybody's talking about. There he is. Have you seen Jimothy? Zuckerman, here, show Zuckerman.

**Zuckerman** (0:34)
He was a dog like that thing, right?

**Spike Feresten** (0:38)
That's a raccoon in Seattle. What? That some lady filmed and she said, what the hell is that? That looks like a Jimothy. And now he's taken over the world. This is bigger than the World Cup, Jimothy, the raccoon. Show him from the beginning. There he is.

**Zuckerman** (0:51)
He's got some kind of a spine issue.

**Spike Feresten** (0:54)
Oh, really?

**SPEAKER_5** (0:58)
Diagnose what he put my glasses on.

**Spike Feresten** (1:04)
How can you tell?

**Jonny** (1:06)
You can barely see. Is Jimothy something we should be familiar with or a weird name?

**Spike Feresten** (1:11)
Jimothy, look, this was the first shot of Jimothy that a woman took with her phone, Kiana Hall, I guess, is her name there.

**Jonny** (1:18)
She said, what the hell is that?

**Spike Feresten** (1:19)
It went viral on social media. And it's what the world needed.
It was the first bit of good news we'd had in a while that Little Jimothy the Raccoon with the spine issue, as Zuckerman noticed, is a wonderful addition to our wildlife family here in America.

**Jonny** (1:35)
So what I'm asking is, does the name mean something? It's like Jackalope.

**Spike Feresten** (1:39)
This is her, you know how people in these viral videos will only say, oh shit, they say dumb stuff. They always say the same stuff. This one was smart. She named the creature.

**Jonny** (1:49)
Jimothy.

**Spike Feresten** (1:49)
She said he looks like a Jimothy, whatever a Jimothy is.

**Jonny** (1:53)
That's what I'm asking you, that doesn't make sense clearly.

**Zuckerman** (1:55)
Two things put together that don't belong.

**Spike Feresten** (1:57)
My fear, because Jimothy lives in the wild, my fear is Jimothy is gonna get hit by a car and then we're gonna have to live with the death of Jimothy. But he's alive today, Sunday, World Cup Sunday.

**Zuckerman** (2:07)
Jimothy is the outcome of closing down the federal government, the EPA, the FDA, the CDC. You name it, if you close down enough agencies long enough, you're gonna get a Jimothy. They'll be everywhere soon.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:22)
I love Jimothy. Look at him.

**Spike Feresten** (2:24)
There he is.

**Jonny** (2:25)
What a fine boy he is.

**Spike Feresten** (2:27)
Look at him.

**Jonny** (2:27)
If I can point out to the listeners that we are watching Jimothy and not the World Cup today.

**Spike Feresten** (2:32)
I have the World Cup here in the car.

**Jonny** (2:34)
I'm much more interested in Jimothy than the World Cup.

**Spike Feresten** (2:36)
We were at a really good car show yesterday. The Treasure State guys again. There's Jerry's long tail. There's Bruce Meyer's 61 250 short wheelbase that I lust after. This is the only car I want in the world. It's literally this car.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:48)
It looks so great.

**Zuckerman** (2:50)
I wanted the gear.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:51)
There it is.

**Spike Feresten** (2:51)
Look at this guy. Having just come back from Italy. Look at that. Look at the luggage. This is a really good car to be buried in. Yes.
Really just put me in this. Just chop me up in the little tats.

**Jonny** (3:03)
Out to the sunset.

**Spike Feresten** (3:04)
Yeah. Head and shoulders in one side and legs and waist.

**Zuckerman** (3:08)
I like when they stage those wakes and they can just have my dead body in this car with a cigarette.

**Spike Feresten** (3:14)
You mean the African like funerals? Yes. Yeah. They're sitting up in a ketchup bottle and stuff.

**Zuckerman** (3:20)
Right.

**Spike Feresten** (3:20)
Those are pretty good funerals.
We're way behind in funerals. Way behind. When a comedian dies, a Carl Reiner dies, they have a big funny memorial event, but they don't have a funny casket.

**Zuckerman** (3:31)
I want to have that funeral where they're carrying the casket and then they drop it and I fall out. That's my idea for a good time.

**Spike Feresten** (3:39)
I can arrange that for you.

**Zuckerman** (3:40)
I mean, you know what I'm talking about, right?