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**Adam Carolla** (0:00)
Well, on this episode, very funny comedian and impressionist, Jonathan Kite joins me. Also News with Rudy Pavich, and we'll do that right after this.
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**SPEAKER_2** (1:50)
From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guest today, Jonathan Kite, plus the news with Rudy Pavich, and now, Adam Carolla.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:03)
Yeah, get it on, got to get it on, the church's got to get it on, man, they get it on.

**Adam Carolla** (2:10)
Jonathan Kite in studio, very funny, stand-up comedian, impressionist, dates all over the place. Here to say, doesn't stand up with Jonathan, and the crowd loves him, and he's funny as shit, and it's not, you know, you think he would lean on those impressions, nope, does some, but funny.

**Jonathan Kite** (2:32)
Thanks, buddy.

**Adam Carolla** (2:32)
Just funny.
All right, here's something interesting, and people should watch, but watch a lot of these little history stories on YouTube, and I'll watch everything from the real Red Baron, and then the next one will be like the Russian sniper who claimed 4,000 men, and then the next one is like, what happened to Rick Okazik? And I'll just go like, all right, I'm in for all of that. I want to know what, I want to be, I got 22 minutes to become an expert on Rick Okazik, and I've got 22 minutes to figure out who this farmer, this Russian farmer was before he became an assassin and took out 300 allied soldiers.

**Jonathan Kite** (3:19)
That's the best thing about YouTube.

**Adam Carolla** (3:20)
Or actually German soldiers, yes, yes. It's the best thing, right? So I'm sitting around, and I see a story, the first one I see, tell me how cool this is. It's still live today, the guy's name is Jackie Ickx. And Jackie Ickx is a race car driver, and he's pretty renowned. Back in the day, F1, Le Mans, blah, blah, blah. Now you want to talk about calling your shot, like things you wish, we all wish we could have done, but we never did do it. Le Mans had what was called the Le Mans start. And the way it started is all the cars were parked on one side of the racetrack, at a little angle facing the racetrack though, just sort of, the rear was toward the stands, the front was toward the racetrack, but it was a little bit of an angle. You can see it in Ford V Ferrari, but all the drivers would be on the other side of the track, at the straightaway, 60 feet away. And they would turn four o'clock, they'd fire the gun, and everyone went sprinting across the track, jumped in their car and took off.
Now, the problem was, is nobody put their seatbelt on or got fitted in their car, which takes a while. As someone who's raced a lot of cars, you gotta get in that car, it takes you a minute to get belted in, harnessed in to that car.
No seatbelts.
Some of them were, literally didn't adjust their mirrors and stuff, and they got in the car and they took off. And now, they're going down the Mulsanne Strait at 200 miles an hour and their seatbelt's not on. And Jackie Ick said, you know, this seems dangerous. I don't think this is a good idea to have everyone running across the highway and then jumping in the car and taking off the doors flapping open and shit and no seatbelt.