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Playing The Backrooms Game ☢️ - H3 After Dark #114

H3 Podcast

October 17, 2026

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SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

In this life, you can't win.

SPEAKER_2 (0:02)

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SPEAKER_4 (0:39)

Friday night.

SPEAKER_5 (0:40)

Friday. After dark.

SPEAKER_4 (0:44)

We getting down.

SPEAKER_5 (0:49)

Halloween vibes.

SPEAKER_4 (0:55)

I got something spooky on. Six Flags.

SPEAKER_5 (0:58)

Six Flags Spooky? Fright Fest. 30th anniversary. Love a Fright Fest.

SPEAKER_4 (1:04)

The year I got banned.

SPEAKER_5 (1:06)

Why did you get banned? What did you do?

SPEAKER_4 (1:15)

It's another episode, I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_5 (1:16)

Okay, great, great. You know what's better than the Six Flags Fright Fest?

SPEAKER_4 (1:21)

Seven Flags?

SPEAKER_5 (1:23)

Lake Compounds.

SPEAKER_4 (1:24)

Someone's gonna be funny today.

SPEAKER_5 (1:26)

Seven Flags! Uh-oh, he's on, he's firing, guys, he's firing. No, Lake Compounds is, I guess it's not Fright Fest, but shout out Lake Compounds.

What do they call it?

SPEAKER_3 (1:39)

Let me see what they call it.

SPEAKER_4 (1:40)

They destroyed Millie Vanille.

SPEAKER_5 (1:43)

Yes, I cannot believe that's where that happened.

SPEAKER_4 (1:48)

Actually, Six Flags, you know that was that guy who he posted, he was like, hey, me and my five buddies ran into Tyler, the creator at Six Flags. And then someone connected it to a Tyler, the creator lyric, rap lyric, where he literally speaks about meeting that guy.

SPEAKER_5 (2:09)

Six Flags?

SPEAKER_1 (2:10)

Yeah, he's a whole song about it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (2:13)

Yeah, it's not nice.

SPEAKER_5 (2:14)

I just saw lightning outside. I might get another good thunderstorm tonight. Well, hello, everyone. It's Friday. Welcome. This is our last show before we go to LA.

Are you excited?

SPEAKER_4 (2:29)

No.

SPEAKER_5 (2:31)

I want to be in my house.

SPEAKER_4 (2:33)

Yes.

SPEAKER_5 (2:34)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (2:35)

I'm not excited if you don't want to fucking plane. I hate that shit.

SPEAKER_5 (2:39)

Yeah, you're pretty big for a plane.

SPEAKER_4 (2:41)

Look, I'm in a little chair so high in the air. I hope I could sit here for six hours and then wake up really far from home.

SPEAKER_5 (2:48)

Yeah, with a stiff neck.

It's a racket. It is a racket. But I'm excited. Excited to see you. Excited to see David. Excited to see everybody at work.

SPEAKER_4 (2:59)

That'll be the best part.

SPEAKER_5 (3:01)

Yeah, the hangs, for sure. I know. I'm like, oh, my God, I have to prep a show to do, like, on the set. I feel nervous about that. I don't know why, but... Yeah, you guys are gonna...

SPEAKER_4 (3:10)

We were talking about...

SPEAKER_1 (3:11)

You guys are gonna try and do my job.

SPEAKER_5 (3:13)

That's right. We are talking about doing a switch-up.

SPEAKER_4 (3:17)

But I know it's great, because I literally have 50 Grokbots loaded and calibrated for everyone's job, no matter where they put me. I have Grokbots that will do their job instantly.

SPEAKER_5 (3:28)

I... If it works out, I don't want to promise things to people. Me neither. We promise nothing.

I would love to... I mean, I think everyone wants to get on Zach's soundboard, right? But I would want to do a very good job. Like, okay, I need to have applauses queued up. You know, like the stuff that people maybe don't always notice that he's doing, but it's just that constant bed of sounds.

SPEAKER_3 (3:58)

No, I want Love's chair.

SPEAKER_5 (3:59)

You want Love's chair?

SPEAKER_4 (4:01)

I want to change the thumbnail mid-episode and shit.

I want to have passwords. And Love has passwords.

SPEAKER_5 (4:08)

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_1 (4:09)

You want access to the podcast Instagram.

SPEAKER_5 (4:12)

He's going to lock you out.

SPEAKER_4 (4:13)

I want to see the back end big time.

SPEAKER_5 (4:14)

He does the polls too.

SPEAKER_4 (4:17)

He does the polls also? That's huge.

SPEAKER_5 (4:20)

Yeah, that is a huge seat. You're right. Yeah, I like that. You're right. Now, that's a good one for sure. So yeah, I think we might be doing some of that, which is exciting. And tonight, we are keeping it chill. We're going to talk about David's favorite movie.

We are going to do our...

SPEAKER_4 (4:38)

What's David's favorite movie?

SPEAKER_1 (4:41)

Well, it's not hereditary, but it's one of my favorite horror films.

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