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**Ash Kelley** (2:43)
Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.
**Alaina Urquhart** (2:44)
And I'm Alaina.
**Ash Kelley** (2:45)
And this is Morbid. I was just telling Alaina, it was really hard not telling the story for four episodes, and now I have to tell the story, and I'm like nervous.
**Alaina Urquhart** (3:09)
Yeah, she said, it's been hard, okay?
**Ash Kelley** (3:10)
It's been really hard for me. Like she doesn't understand.
**Alaina Urquhart** (3:13)
I don't.
**Ash Kelley** (3:14)
She just told that story for four weeks.
**Alaina Urquhart** (3:17)
I did. So I don't know what it feels like to not tell a story.
**Ash Kelley** (3:20)
Yeah, you don't know the hard part.
**Alaina Urquhart** (3:22)
I don't.
**Ash Kelley** (3:24)
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. What's up, guys?
**Alaina Urquhart** (3:29)
Oh, man. It's this this fucking Mercury retrograde.
**Ash Kelley** (3:34)
Mercury retrograde is kicking us in the ball sack.
**Alaina Urquhart** (3:37)
And I hear from the people who look at the comments that some of you are also feeling this Mercury retrograde.
**Ash Kelley** (3:45)
Yeah, everybody is. I went to a witchy store today and the girlie there, she said, this one sucks.
**Alaina Urquhart** (3:50)
She did say that.
**Ash Kelley** (3:50)
She said she actually said everything sucks right now.
**Alaina Urquhart** (3:53)
She did. She said, doesn't the entire world suck right now?
**Ash Kelley** (3:56)
I'm so bummed because I had to take a little break from my astrology class just because this summer, this summer has been so busy.
**Alaina Urquhart** (4:04)
Yeah, the summer can honestly go fuck itself.
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