Pete Lee & Jeremiah Watkins - Listen To The Chunk - Episode 958

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It's everywhere I go. I can't escape it.

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Ads.

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Ads.

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Ads.

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Ads.

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Ads.

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Ads.

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Ads everywhere, trying to sell me something new every day. But it's not the product that's the problem.

It's the time. Time.

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Time.

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Time. I'll never get back listening to Zip Recruiter and MeUndies ads. I'm not crazy, I've done the math. By the time you die, you will have spent an entire year and a half just watching ads.

They stole my time. Now I'm going to have my revenge. We have to end this broken system, haunted by the remnants of what could have been. But as my plan was coming together, I spotted it. A slightly cheaper alternative to building a time machine to end capitalism. gasdigital.com With all your favorite podcasts at free and uncensored. Finally, I can listen to all my favorite shows without getting interrupted by Shopify or BetterHelp. So I guess my plans can wait. Subscribe to gasdigital.com for thousands of uncensored and ad-free shows featuring your favorite comics. And save your plans for another day.

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SPEAKER_3 (1:22)

You're listening to the GaS Digital Network.

Big Jay Oakerson (2:25)

I'm Steve Rannazzisi, and we are The LEGION OF SKANKS. What the fuck is up? Three, four life.

You came on a great night. We have a fun show lined up. We always have a fun show lined up. You know what?

Luis J. Gomez (2:37)

This is why it's everyone's favorite podcast.

Big Jay Oakerson (2:39)

Yeah, it's why it's everyone's favorite podcast.

Steve Rannazzisi (2:41)

It's everyone's.

Luis J. Gomez (2:41)

You hear that? Are you garbage and stavros?

Big Jay Oakerson (2:44)

Everybody.

Steve Rannazzisi (2:45)

Shots fired, dude.

Luis J. Gomez (2:46)

Fucking pussies, bitches, bitch ass.

Jeremiah Watkins (2:48)

We've been around for so long.

Big Jay Oakerson (2:49)

We have an amazing, guess we're gonna get up here right now so we can get rolling on today's show.

He's got a special Tall, Dark and Pleasant available on Showtime and he is currently on tour. How about it? Rejoining the show, the great Pete Lee.

Pete Lee (3:12)

It's so good to be back.

Steve Rannazzisi (3:13)

What's up, Pete?

Big Jay Oakerson (3:14)

Pete, I don't mind telling you, that's a very smart shirt you have on.

Steve Rannazzisi (3:17)

Oh, thank you.

Luis J. Gomez (3:18)

You're also, are you grayer since I've seen you?

Pete Lee (3:21)

Yeah, I'm turning into Sean Patton of-

Big Jay Oakerson (3:24)

Why, did you guys see a poltergeist together?

Pete Lee (3:26)

Yeah, we did. I miss being on here. You guys are a reverend. You're like the boys from Smartless.

Big Jay Oakerson (3:31)

Yeah, we don't take, we take no prisoners over here.

Luis J. Gomez (3:34)

I feel like we have to start calling you Peter. This isn't a pizza, a young man's name.

Pete Lee (3:38)

Yeah, I'm 49 I just turned 49

Steve Rannazzisi (3:41)

Dude, your skin is fucking great for 49

Pete Lee (3:43)

Well, thank you.

SPEAKER_8 (3:44)

It's cum.

Steve Rannazzisi (3:45)

It's a lot of cum on his face.

SPEAKER_8 (3:46)

Is it really? Yeah, I take just.

Steve Rannazzisi (3:47)

Wisconsin cum?

Pete Lee (3:48)

Yeah, Wisconsin cum.

SPEAKER_8 (3:50)

It has cheese in it.

Pete Lee (3:51)

But no, you look great. When I see you, I'm like, does he even have pores?

Steve Rannazzisi (3:54)

No, dude, it's pretty bad. But I get it, though. I get how 49, I mean, I'm more gray now. Do you feel older? Do you feel like?

Pete Lee (4:02)

I don't know. I don't feel any different. I don't know. I feel just as shitty as I did in my 20s.

Steve Rannazzisi (4:07)

We get AARP things next year.

Pete Lee (4:09)

Really?

Steve Rannazzisi (4:10)

Yes, at 50 years old. At 50 years old? They send you the AARP. Are you 49? Yeah.

Luis J. Gomez (4:14)

And you're 48? Yeah, I'm 48

Jeremiah Watkins (4:16)

You guys are oldest.

Luis J. Gomez (4:17)

Fuck. Holy shit, I'm youthful.

Big Jay Oakerson (4:20)

Wow, dude.

Steve Rannazzisi (4:21)

You look the worst out of all four of us.

Big Jay Oakerson (4:23)

I told you. That's why we had to start at 5 PM today.

Steve Rannazzisi (4:27)

I thought Pete was 43 I thought it's going to put you at 43

Pete Lee (4:29)

Dude, that's a big compliment.

SPEAKER_8 (4:30)

No, that is. I love that.

Steve Rannazzisi (4:32)

I'm a boy.

Luis J. Gomez (4:34)

I'm a young boy.

Big Jay Oakerson (4:35)

What?

Pete Lee (4:36)