Topics: Comedy
**Ethan Klein** (0:02)
What is up, people of the internet? It's Ethan Klein coming at you live from sunny beautiful Los Angeles, California, right? August 5th, 2026 Today, we are sponsored by Whiskers. Ooh, my, cat owners. Today, we've got a lot to talk about, some funny stuff, some shocking stuff, some sad stuff. But always, with an even head and a cool collected mind, and always with EverQuest on our mind, this is the H3 show. Thank you, Zach. Now we're talking. I hear the boys are all collected in the common tunnels. I saw a picture on the subreddit. It's looking lit out there.
I don't want to get too much into EverQuest here, guys. Right at the top again. But I will say that everywhere I go in the world of Norrath, there is a family member somewhere. Have you noticed that, Dan? Like, we are crawling the whole earth, and there's always someone there to, like, I grouped up and did some amazing farming with two legendary guild members last night. Shout out to Frogu and Gobo.
Yeah. Now we did some incredible farming together. It was big. We bounced between Nageena, no, was it Nageena?
We bounced from Nageena, Dan? Vagina. Then we went to Kazakthul, and we ended in Splitpaw. Absolutely legendary farming.
**Dan Bilzerian** (1:49)
Worldwind Tour.
**Ethan Klein** (1:54)
You'd be surprised what three boys, what, three little boys on Difficulty 4 can get done. And I'm so glad I went up to Difficulty 4, Dan, because I got like 15 greater motes, which I desperately needed.
**Dan Bilzerian** (2:11)
Wow.
**Ethan Klein** (2:12)
Yes.
**Dan Bilzerian** (2:13)
Unbelievable. It is.
**Ethan Klein** (2:16)
You know, one of those brings a level one spell up to four.
**Dan Bilzerian** (2:20)
It sure does. That's right. Yeah, yeah. That's correct.
**Ethan Klein** (2:24)
How's your how you doing over there? Not that's Dan's name.
**Dan Bilzerian** (2:30)
Well, you wanted me to go check out the gathering of the troops again. So I'm I'm actually logging in right now to make my way over there.
**Ethan Klein** (2:38)
How exciting. Well, keep us updated.
**Dan Bilzerian** (2:39)
I'll keep you posted.
**Ethan Klein** (2:42)
Chat is clamoring for new Ethan hairdo. No, they're not. The buzz cut and the thumbnail really got people acting up. Let's see. What is it? They what is it? They want me to look like. No, it didn't. This what do you mean? This is from two years ago.
But why is this here?
**Hila Klein** (2:59)
Who told you this?
**Ethan Klein** (3:00)
It's on top of the dog.
**Hila Klein** (3:02)
I wonder who put that in there.
**Dan Bilzerian** (3:04)
Yeah, that's awfully suspicious.
**Hila Klein** (3:06)
It must be.
**Ethan Klein** (3:08)
Hmm.
**Dan Bilzerian** (3:09)
You're trying to plant the seeds yourself perhaps?
**Hila Klein** (3:12)
You're clip farming right now.
**Ethan Klein** (3:14)
What's happening?
**Dan Bilzerian** (3:16)
I don't know. I have no idea where this came from.
**Ethan Klein** (3:19)
Chat is clamoring for a new Ethan hairdo.
**Dan Bilzerian** (3:22)
They're clamoring.
**Ethan Klein** (3:24)
The buzz cut and the thumbnail really.
**Dan Bilzerian** (3:25)
Did you open a dog from like three years ago on your computer somehow?
**Ethan Klein** (3:29)
It's August 5th.
**Dan Bilzerian** (3:31)
August 5th of a year.
**Ethan Klein** (3:32)
Well, listen, I see you clicking around on it.
**Dan Bilzerian** (3:36)
Well, I just don't think that's what you're talking about. Chat is clamoring for a new Ethan hairdo. The buzz cut and the thumbnail really got people acting up.
And then it is a Reddit post from February 28th, 2024
**SPEAKER_7** (3:53)
What the?
**Dan Bilzerian** (3:56)
Okay, Kate is claiming ownership of this.
**Ethan Klein** (4:01)
Kate, can you explain what's happening here?
**Zach Louis** (4:02)
Yeah, we're going to need some clarification here.
**Ethan Klein** (4:04)
You need me to get it.
**Dan Bilzerian** (4:05)
Does just Kate really like this haircut? I think that might be what's happening.
**Ethan Klein** (4:09)
She says Chat was talking about it.
**Dan Bilzerian** (4:12)
When?
**Ethan Klein** (4:13)
She's typing. I just pulled in the hair example they wanted.
So they're clamoring that, okay.
**Dan Bilzerian** (4:20)
I guess you have to dye it pink and have flowers all over it.
**Ethan Klein** (4:23)
I haven't seen the clamoring, frankly, but if you say so.
**SPEAKER_9** (4:27)
No, they're clamoring!
**Nate** (4:32)
They're slash cheering over it, bro.
**Dan Bilzerian** (4:33)
They're cheering!
**Ethan Klein** (4:34)
Oh, no, you should have said they were slash cheering, Kate. I would have got right through the bullshit. She's, she's tired! Just a reminder that members rejoice because there is a bonfire video up now from our legendary, if not notorious, camping trip.
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