Peanut Butter Pandemonium, Shenanigans & The Great Alcohol Debate

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See you later.

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All right, welcome back to the program. Phone number 314-624-3833 or 618-398-3833.
Uh, maybe around nine. He's at Funny Bone Westport, tonight and tomorrow. And he sent ahead of him three jars of peanut butter.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:49)
These things are incredible. Did you have them last time?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:51)
Uh, I had one last time.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:53)
So he had...

**SPEAKER_2** (0:54)
Whenever TJ Miller does an appearance or he comes in, there's a package like at my office door. I'm like, what the hell's in here? And it's three jars of peanut butter.
It's TJ Miller's peanut butter.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:06)
Yeah, my, um, my wife hates this because I love it so much. And she's very particular about what peanut butter comes in our house, you know, so she's like, I don't know, I didn't approve this. But dude, this cherry chocolate peanut butter and the chocolate coconut one.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:19)
Here's what my, here's what my wife would do first thing.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:21)
Astonishing.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:21)
She would go, she'd look at the ingredients.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:24)
Right. Look how much sugar is in here.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:26)
No, she would say, what's the first ingredient? Oh, peanuts.

**Rafe** (1:30)
How about that?

**Lern** (1:31)
Oh, that's great.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:31)
She looks at what kind of oils in there.

**Lern** (1:32)
Yeah, palm oils come in and.

**Rafe** (1:34)
Sunflower oil.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:35)
Peanut oil.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:36)
So why do you got to ruin everything?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:38)
It's got a little bit more sugar than usual, but I'm telling you, this is some of the best peanut butter you will ever have. The combination of flavors is so good.

**Lern** (1:44)
I'm going to have this, this is toffee crispy peanut butter.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:47)
Oh my gosh, that one is great too. And you know, I'm a recent convert of chunky peanut butter.

**Lern** (1:54)
Good. Can I just have this?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:55)
Which one is that? Yeah.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:56)
Yeah, take that one.

**Lern** (1:57)
So you want that one, right?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:59)
I'll take any of them.

**Lern** (2:00)
You want to share those with me?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:02)
Which one is that, the toffee one?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:04)
Yeah, they're so good.

**Lern** (2:05)
I freaking love toffee.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:06)
I'm a recent convert to chunky peanut butter and this is like the right kind of chunk.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:11)
Well, you could talk to TJ about it later, he'll be here.
Guys, new month tomorrow, August 1st tomorrow. How about that? We made it through July. Lern starts drinking again tomorrow. Are you going to have a glass of something tomorrow?

**Lern** (2:26)
No, I won't. Actually, I had a Team Rizz member ask me the other day, they're coming to Copper Fire on Sunday and they're like, hey, are we going to be able to do fireball shots? And I go, no, not doing it.

**Rafe** (2:37)
She set an alarm for midnight and put a bottle of rumple mix on the nightstand.

**Lern** (2:43)
Yeah.
Honestly, though, easy, breezy, beautiful cover girl. It was fine.

**Rafe** (2:48)
This was great.

**Lern** (2:49)
I had gigs. I went to happy hours.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:52)
I went to parties. It's not over yet.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:53)
Hey, don't celebrate early.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:56)
Oh, she'll make it. Does it feel like your body has reacted in positive ways?

**Lern** (3:02)
I feel like my workouts are better, but nothing too crazy. I'm like, oh, I have a little bit more energy to work out. I don't know if that was alcohol-related, but my face is in this puppy.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:13)
I will start drinking at the airport when I arrive.

**Lern** (3:15)
What are you going to drink? What do you get whenever you go to the airport?
Because I get a very specific thing every time.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:23)
Oh, do you? Yeah. There's a wine bar there. I'll have a martini.
Or I'll drink a couple of beers at the Budweiser tap room there.

**Lern** (3:32)
Nice.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:33)
It's kind of, yeah. Nothing too, nothing crazy.

**Lern** (3:37)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:38)
It's a long flight. I want to sleep.

**Rafe** (3:41)
I think it's a good thing overall because you did 31 days. You know, you're still captain of the ship. You know, you're still in charge. I think everybody should occasionally take a couple of couple of weeks to a month off just to make sure. I think that's a good practice for anyone to have, just to make sure you're still in charge of what's happening.

**SPEAKER_2** (4:00)
So Lern didn't drink for a full month. Now, let's look at the numbers. Let's look at the numbers real quick before we get into the EM memorandum.