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Peak Happiness at what age? Birthday Chaos, Boomer Complaints & Uncrustable News

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

August 6, 2026

Happy Thursday... unless you're still under 47. This episode starts with stormy weather and surprisingly good moods before spiraling into one of those classic Rizz Show conversations where absolutely nothing stays on the rails.
Speakers: King Scott, Rosemary, Rizz, Moon, Lauren, Rafe, Devon

Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture

**King Scott** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (1:05)
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**SPEAKER_3** (2:02)
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**Rosemary** (2:07)
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**SPEAKER_5** (2:24)
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**Rosemary** (2:32)
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**Rizz** (2:40)
Thursday, Thursday.

**Moon** (2:42)
Happy Thursday, everybody.

**Rizz** (2:43)
How are you guys feeling?

**Lauren** (2:45)
So great.

**Rizz** (2:49)
It's all this rain is happening, the thunder. Yeah, even you, you've been pretty chipper today.

**Lauren** (2:55)
Even you.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:56)
Even you, you son of a bitch.

**King Scott** (3:00)
I haven't seen you skipping years.

**Rizz** (3:01)
You were skipping around. I think it's been pretty good. Honestly, Thursdays are my hellish days. I'm always just burned by Thursday and there's no consolation. You say Thursdays are good because it's pre-weekend.

**Lauren** (3:10)
It is. I get my pre-weekend joy.

**Rizz** (3:14)
I'm not there yet.

**Lauren** (3:15)
No.

**Rosemary** (3:15)
I'm not there yet.

**Lauren** (3:16)
But this weather makes me want to sleep. It's nap-tastic outside.

**Rizz** (3:18)
That's what you said when you walked in.

**Lauren** (3:20)
I want to just curl up.

**Rosemary** (3:21)
Yeah.

**Rizz** (3:22)
We've had a heck of a week already though. Boba Morito stopped by. He's talking about that movie that he was in with John Travolta. We got Jason Sklar coming in tomorrow.

**Rafe** (3:33)
With the Sklar daughter.

**Rizz** (3:35)
Yeah. With another Sklar.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:36)
With the little mini Sklar. Baby Sklar.

**Lauren** (3:39)
We're slowly meeting the entire Sklar family. Mom and dad came in one time with the boys.

**Rizz** (3:44)
That's right.

**Lauren** (3:44)
Now we will meet Jason's daughter.

**Rizz** (3:47)
Maybe they can't be alone. Maybe they always have to travel in pairs or packs.

**Lauren** (3:52)
I think twins are quite co-dependent, you know?

**Rizz** (3:55)
You think so?

**Lauren** (3:55)
Yeah, you're kind of born co-dependent.

**Rizz** (3:57)
I know a couple of twins that seem to be attached at the hip and then suddenly they lived in completely different parts of the country.

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