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Paul McCartney Remembers Being Born, England Runs Out of Hunks & Teslas Do Kickflips

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

October 16, 2026

Paul McCartney remembers being born, England has officially run short on hunks, and Teslas are apparently doing kickflips. Welcome to a Friday where reality has completely stopped supervising itself.

Speakers Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Clownvis

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Rizz (0:30)

All right, St. Louis Real Talk. After those storms last year, my roof was a disaster, and I didn't want the headache. So I called the Happy Roof Company, and I couldn't be happier, because yeah, a roof job is loud, it's chaotic, and they were on it. They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. Communication was tight the whole way. And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. That alone saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration.

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That's 314-665-3001, the Happy Roof Co. Because who doesn't want a happy ending?

Moon Valjean (1:33)

Rizzuto. Rizzuto.

Rizz (1:36)

Rizzuto. Welcome back to the program for number 314-624-3833 or 618-398-3833. The Point Text Line, 314-649-DUM.

The Bud Light Studio Cam's, 105.7thepoint.com/rizzsocials at R-I-Z-Z. Show your emails, RizzShow at 105.7thepoint.com. Clownvis is here. What's up, y'all? Friday Fail Stories on the way. We'll give away some fabulous prizes. We do have to shout out our hats, the fine sponsors that are being advertised on our heads this week. We've all made some very generous donations to Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital, our October fundraiser. We'll start with Moon. Your head is sponsored by...

Moon Valjean (2:16)

Anton's Plumbing, Heating, Cooling and Energy Experts, serving families across St. Louis for over 45 years, from furnace tune-ups to repairs and complete heating system replacements. Anton has her comfort covered. This is who I have in my home. My family trusts him. I love him. I'm on the preventative maintenance plan with Anton. So are all my neighbors.

So get your home winter ready. Schedule today at antonshvac.com. antonshvac.com. Thanks for the donation.

Rizz (2:38)

And you have a Rafe's hat in your hand as well.

Moon Valjean (2:41)

That's right. This is from Victory Men's Health. Me, Rafe, King Scott and a ton of our friends all go to Victory Men's Health to make sure that we are a tip top shape at 100%. You know, maybe it's vitamins. Maybe it's...

Maybe you just want to sleep better. Maybe you've decided to stop making your health just an option, just a thing on the back burner. And you've decided to make it an absolute priority. That's where Victory Men's Health comes in. Four locations start off at victorymenshealth.com.

Rizz (3:10)

All right, Lern, your head is sponsored by...

Lern (3:11)

The Reliqui Pumpkin Farm in Granite City, Illinois. reliquipumpkinpatch.com is where you can go. It's 47 years of family fun and fall tradition. And they're a big fan of the show. So thank you, Reliqui.

Rizz (3:22)

My head is sponsored by Big River Sod Farms. Homeowners and contractors, their turf-type tall fescue is available till the end of the year. Fall is a great time for sod, minimal maintenance, and you could beat the spring rush. Every roll is guaranteed cut fresh to order. Check out the website, bigriversodfarms.com, or give Corey a call at 314-731-7755.

That's Big River Sod Farms. Thank you to all those companies. And still got some room for the next couple of weeks. If we want to get your company on to one of our heads, go to 105.7thepoint.com. Also, a whole bunch of other stuff you could do to donate. Hollow Weirdo stickers are at Together Credit Union locations across the St. Louis Metro area. See Moon at the Arnold location beginning at 11 a.m. today.

Moon Valjean (4:07)

That's right, today.

Rizz (4:08)

We'll have the billboard out there, also the Hollow Weirdo stickers for a dollar.

Moon Valjean (4:13)

Yeah, plus Together Credit Union always has a whole bunch of giveaways as well. You also have your last chance to get into Greek Fire while I'll be down there at Together Credit Union.

Rizz (4:21)

Which, by the way, buy a Greek Fire ticket and a portion of ticket sales goes to Cardinal Glennon.

Moon Valjean (4:27)

Yeah, tickets are still available. I'm talking about free tickets.

Rizz (4:29)

And tomorrow should be, I'll be out there tomorrow, should be a wonderful evening of music and camaraderie and fellowship.

Clownvis (4:38)

I might pop in too, man. The world has been clamoring for more Greek Fire and I'm glad to see it happening.

Moon Valjean (4:44)

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