Patreon Release - The Weird Tapes (Maeltopia)

Maeltopia (0:00)

Greetings, gentlemen and gentle ladies from Hell. Prepare yourselves for another infernal journey, because part two of season two of The Gentleman From Hell premieres October 14th. So mark your calendars and ready yourselves for another hellish ride. For The Gentleman is coming, and Hell is coming with him.

SPEAKER_2 (0:27)

Detective Toose, Swat has some cornered in that building. How do you want to proceed?

SPEAKER_3 (0:32)

I'll lead the team in.

SPEAKER_4 (0:34)

This gotten away too many times so there will be any more screw ups.

SPEAKER_2 (0:38)

All right, I'll tell Carlwater you'll lead the team. He's not going to like it though.

SPEAKER_4 (0:44)

Good thing I don't get two shits about what Carlwater wants.

SPEAKER_2 (0:47)

Right, I'll be sure to relay the message.

SPEAKER_4 (0:50)

I hope you do.

SPEAKER_2 (0:56)

If you do not surrender, we will be forced to enter the premises and use lethal.

SPEAKER_4 (1:02)

Knock that shit off.

SPEAKER_3 (1:04)

He ain't coming out.

SPEAKER_2 (1:06)

How do you know?

SPEAKER_4 (1:08)

As I've been tracking this nut job across the entire goddamn Southwest, he doesn't surrender.

Maeltopia (1:15)

Violating jurisdictional laws, no doubt.

SPEAKER_4 (1:18)

Fuck off, Coldwater.

SPEAKER_3 (1:20)

You and I know goddamn well. Jurisdictions aren't what they used to be.

I'll follow this asshole to the ends of the earth if I have to.

Maeltopia (1:29)

Dragging corpses behind you as you go.

SPEAKER_4 (1:32)

Hey, fuck you, Coldwater.

SPEAKER_3 (1:35)

If you and your grunts knew their ass from their elbow, maybe we'd have gotten him back in one mouth.

Maeltopia (1:41)

My men were plenty prepared. No one knew.

SPEAKER_4 (1:44)

I told you what he was.

SPEAKER_3 (1:46)

But he could do.

You didn't fucking listen. And you lost me because of it. Don't you dare put that shit on me.

Maeltopia (1:54)

Who in their right mind would believe that shit?

SPEAKER_3 (1:57)

Huh?

Maeltopia (1:57)

Fucking Exopaths? Goddamn super lunatics?

SPEAKER_3 (2:01)

Well, you better believe it now, Coldwater, because we are going in there, and we are not coming out without him. You brief him in?

Maeltopia (2:10)

Yeah, yeah, I've told them.

SPEAKER_3 (2:13)

Good. Let's get going, then.

Maeltopia (2:23)

All right, men, listen up. The team is going to be led by Detective Toomes. You listen to him as you would listen to me. As I said, the man we are after is no normal man. Expect strange things to happen in there. That's all I can say.

Most of all, keep your wits about you.

SPEAKER_2 (2:44)

All right? Settle up, boys.

Maeltopia (3:10)

All right, Montrose, bring her down.

SPEAKER_2 (3:20)

Clear. Clear.

Maeltopia (3:30)

Where do you now, sir? It's your show, tubes.

SPEAKER_3 (3:34)

Okay, listen up.

SPEAKER_4 (3:36)

I want two teams. One's going to explore the downstairs, the other upstairs.

SPEAKER_3 (3:41)

I want everyone on cobs. If you find him, you shoot him on sight. Don't speak to him, don't read him his rights, just fire.

SPEAKER_4 (3:49)

You understand? Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_3 (3:51)

Yes, sir. All right.

SPEAKER_4 (3:53)

Montrose, you take Wynn, Enfield and Santos.

SPEAKER_3 (3:56)

I'll take Coldwater, Bannister and Fritz.

SPEAKER_4 (3:59)

Let's go.

SPEAKER_2 (4:20)

Where to, sir?

SPEAKER_4 (4:21)

The hallway.

SPEAKER_3 (4:22)

There's a door at the inn. Open it up.

Maeltopia (4:45)

Jesus, what door are we supposed to go through?

SPEAKER_2 (4:49)

Who builds a house like this?

SPEAKER_3 (4:51)

No one.

SPEAKER_4 (4:52)

This place wasn't like this before Daedalus entered it.

SPEAKER_3 (4:54)

He changed it.

Maeltopia (4:58)

How the hell does he do that?

SPEAKER_4 (5:00)

No one knows.

SPEAKER_3 (5:02)

We just have to accept that he can.

SPEAKER_4 (5:14)

What the fuck is this?

Maeltopia (5:16)

Christ. What the hell happened to these people? They've been...

Jesus, they... They've been ripped apart.

SPEAKER_4 (5:23)

No idea.

SPEAKER_3 (5:24)

But this seems to be a dead end.

Maeltopia (5:26)

Let's...

SPEAKER_4 (5:27)

No, no, no, no, no...

SPEAKER_2 (5:29)

What?

SPEAKER_4 (5:31)

There's no exit.

SPEAKER_3 (5:32)

The door's fucking gone. That can't be...

Jesus.

SPEAKER_2 (5:36)

That's...

Maeltopia (5:37)

That's impossible.

SPEAKER_2 (5:38)

Where...

Maeltopia (5:39)

Where the hell did it go?

SPEAKER_4 (5:40)

Don't panic.

SPEAKER_3 (5:41)

Don't fucking panic.

SPEAKER_4 (5:45)

Everyone, look around the room.

SPEAKER_3 (5:47)

See if you can find anything.

Maeltopia (6:04)

I think I found something here on the ceiling.

SPEAKER_4 (6:12)

Everyone, back up and be ready.

SPEAKER_2 (6:15)

Okay.

SPEAKER_3 (6:16)

Give it a pull.

SPEAKER_2 (6:24)

An attic? Maybe.

SPEAKER_4 (6:27)

I'll go first.

It's clear. Come on up.

SPEAKER_3 (6:55)

Team 2, what's your status?

SPEAKER_2 (7:00)

We're in some kind of large circular room with about six doors.

Maeltopia (7:04)