Patient of the Month, Dead or Alive & Diary Disasters

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Why did Lern run out of the studio?

Rafe Williams (2:05)

Well, I think there's big news for her. She'll be right back.

Scott Rizzuto (2:08)

Yeah, oh yeah, big news.

Rafe Williams (2:10)

Well, I think last time Ballwin Dental stopped by, it was to award me Patient of the Month, and she was pretty salty.

And someone, Scott said that Ballwin Dental's in the hallway. She's gonna be really mad if that's not what it is. If she's not getting...

Scott Rizzuto (2:30)

Patient of the Month?

Rafe Williams (2:31)

She's not getting Ballwin Dental's Patient of the Month, which is a prestigious honor.

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You get your picture up at the front desk.

Moon Valjean (2:38)

You get your picture on the wall. They interview you and ask you what your favorite TV show is and what sports you like. You get three items from the treasure box. Is it Student of the Month?

Rafe Williams (2:46)

Yes, that is exactly what it is.

Moon Valjean (2:48)

I like duck tats. You get a Strawberry Shortcake sticker.

Rafe Williams (2:51)

I also got a hot top griddle and a tandem bicycle. They are very generous.

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There they are.

Rafe Williams (2:58)

And a pogo ball, which I didn't even know they made anymore.

Scott Rizzuto (3:01)

Since you ran out of the room, I'm gonna put this to the side, which I wanted to talk to her about, but okay. Very important stuff, I guess, going on out there.

Rafe Williams (3:09)

Big stuff.

Scott Rizzuto (3:09)

All right, let's give away some stuff.

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Turnstile October 7th, Arsenal BG Ballpark. And tickets to go see Rafe Williams, either October 2nd or 3rd, Funny Bone Streets of St. Charles. Why did you run out of here?

Lern (3:46)

Well, because I, guys, this is huge.

Scott Rizzuto (3:49)

Well, let me guess, you are patient of the month.

Moon Valjean (3:52)

I am patient of the month.

Lern (3:55)

I was just there last week, and I had no cavities. And shout out to Dr. Kim and Spencer, who just dropped by breakfast for all of us, because this is a show.

Moon Valjean (4:06)

Oh, that's tight. Dr. Kim was out there?

Lern (4:07)

Dr. Kim was out there. She made a personal visit to deliver the goods.

Moon Valjean (4:12)

You would think the patient of the month would be the one with the six cavities. Yeah. Right. Some gnarly mouth.

Lern (4:17)

No, I was just there for my six month cleaning.

Rafe Williams (4:18)

Now I'm jealous, because Dr. Kim didn't show up in the flesh when they delivered. Wow.

Lern (4:24)