Parisian Pains, Baguette Dreams & the Quest for Ice Water

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**SPEAKER_7** (2:10)
That's enough.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:11)
That was beautiful.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:12)
Yeah.

**Moon** (2:13)
I don't think you've done enough.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:16)
I think St. Louis demands more. I'll be honest with you.

**Rafe** (2:19)
It's not as a bastard in here.

**Moon** (2:21)
Welcome back, nerds.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:23)
Thank you guys for holding it down after spending a week in France, which we'll get to in a little while. I'll give you... Listen, I went to France so you don't have to.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:36)
Oh, okay.

**Moon** (2:38)
I've lost already.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:39)
What do you mean?

**Moon** (2:40)
Nothing. We'll get into it.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:44)
Would you think I was just going to be coming home without any complaints?

**Moon** (2:48)
Listen, we'll talk about what I thought when it's time to talk about what I thought.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:53)
I will tell you, I took copious notes. Copious notes.

**Moon** (2:57)
It's also going to go against me.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:59)
Really?

**Moon** (3:00)
Yes.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:03)
Did you guys like the pictures I sent over? I was trying to send over my vacation album.

**Scott** (3:11)
I think those would be great postcards.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:14)
Yeah, I saw a lot of nice things.

**Scott** (3:15)
Yeah.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:16)
There were some not-nice things as well, but it's fine. It's fine.

**Scott** (3:22)
Did you get enough baguettes and everything?

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:24)
There were a lot of baguettes, a lot of baguettes. But we'll start with this.
Who got the ambient alert last night?

**Moon** (3:30)
I got it this morning. I think it went over 11.25. Is that what my phone said?

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:35)
Your phone wasn't screaming at you?

**Moon** (3:37)
Well, maybe, but I wasn't paying attention. 11.35 last night.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:46)
Listen, I just hit my REM cycle to sleep. And then you go, Oh, God, what's going on?

**Moon** (3:51)
I was zoning. It made the full on sound.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:54)
I got the sound.

**Moon** (3:56)
Maybe I had that turned off.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:57)
Oh, that's not good.

**Moon** (3:58)
Well, I don't want to say it out loud.

**Scott Rizzuto** (4:01)
Well, I need my sleep. Yeah, no, you're right.