Paris Jackson Opens Up - August 12, 2026

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Hello, there's guys with clothes on, what the hell?

**Roberto** (0:03)
You're listening to The Drew Lane Show.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:05)
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.

**Drew Lane** (0:08)
Oh, there it is, Marc's favorite intro. Call someone who cares. No, I love that, too. It's so stupid.
That's Billy.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:17)
Oh, that part, yeah, I thought you meant the guys without clothes on.

**Trudi Daniels** (0:20)
Well, that's great, too.

**Drew Lane** (0:21)
But you love the here's a quarter, call someone who cares.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:23)
Billy Ray Cyrus.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:25)
It's such a childish thing to say.

**Drew Lane** (0:27)
Yeah, that's him in a beef at an award show. Wow, wow.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:33)
Nice beef. Thank God for the Cyrus's.

**Drew Lane** (0:36)
Oh, yeah, they've given us so much.
Paris Jackson was on Call Her Daddy. Oh, my God, I've never seen such... It's so Dreamweaver-y. It's all this therapy talk and garbage, but there's some really interesting moments in there.
Let's see what else. Oh, the WNBA drama continues. Some pretty wild information came out today. Tom Segura speaks about the divorce with Christina. I feel bad for Tom. I don't know. Has anybody else watched Tom much at all?

**Jim Bentley** (1:08)
No, I used to, but...

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:09)
Why do you feel bad for him?

**Drew Lane** (1:11)
Well, he's getting 100% of the blame, and... Oh, yeah. I mean, Christina's very well liked. I like Christina, too. I think she's cool, and I'm sorry for her if she seems very sad about it. I don't think it's like a...
I don't think it's a party for Tom.

**Jim Bentley** (1:26)
No, but if you don't do much talking, you're probably going to get the blame, right?

**Drew Lane** (1:31)
Uh, yeah, and he doesn't want to talk about it, and I totally can relate to that. Why would you want to talk about that? No. But...

**Trudi Daniels** (1:38)
To win? Private.

**Drew Lane** (1:40)
I think the reason, though, he's getting the blame is because Tom was fat, and Tom was, like, losing his hair, and they seemed like such a happy couple. And then when Tom shaved his head and started working out and lost all the weight and got hot... Ish. Ish.
People were predicting, oh, he's gonna dump Christina, and, I mean, I don't know if that's why. I guess it's possible.

**Jim Bentley** (2:02)
He has beavis legs. Have you ever seen his legs? He's got the skinniest legs. Yeah, it looks strange.

**Drew Lane** (2:08)
That's funny. Yeah, I don't think he's meant to be hot.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:11)
In the Trudi said, hot-ish.

**Drew Lane** (2:13)
I think, yeah. People act like he's hot now. I know. Compared to what he was, he's hotter. Sure.
But, I mean, I don't know.

**SPEAKER_12** (2:21)
He was fat, sloppy, but had a good face.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:26)
Oh, I hear he's doing leg workouts.

**SPEAKER_13** (2:28)
Good control on the way down and drive.

**Jim Bentley** (2:29)
Really?

**SPEAKER_15** (2:30)
Finish.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:31)
Look at his little legs, though.

**SPEAKER_15** (2:33)
Oh, they are beef his legs.

**SPEAKER_13** (2:35)
Why is there video of him doing squats?

**Jim Bentley** (2:39)
Trying to show that he's beefing up his legs.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:41)
Why was there a video of him buying watches?

**SPEAKER_15** (2:43)
I know.

**Drew Lane** (2:45)
A lot of this is his fault. But he's really getting pounded.

**SPEAKER_16** (2:50)
Hammer and chisel.

**SPEAKER_17** (2:51)
I'm not a big booze guy.
It's weird because I do own a vodka company. Every time I was at my fattest.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:57)
Oh, shut.

**Trudi Daniels** (2:57)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:58)
Forget it.

**Trudi Daniels** (2:58)
Forget I ever said that. Blame him. Just go after him.

**SPEAKER_18** (3:01)
It's all his fault.

**Drew Lane** (3:03)
Fucking idiot. He's a comedian. What are you doing?

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:07)
No, be more funny.

**Drew Lane** (3:08)
By the way, I worked out today.

**Tom** (3:10)
Hey, how much have you been doing squats?

**Drew Lane** (3:13)
Didn't do any squats. No, I hadn't worked out in a couple of months, just in the last few days, I've heard people talking about working out and I'm like, God damn it, I got to go work out. I mean, I hate it when people say that. It sucks.

**SPEAKER_16** (3:23)
I went to the gym the other day. I thought it was a Pilates class. Nice, mellow, cool. It turned out to be bar, which is, I don't know if anybody's ever been in either one of those.

**Drew Lane** (3:32)
No, we're dudes. You're talking way over our heads.

**SPEAKER_16** (3:35)
But it was like intense and I'm in the middle of it and I can't leave, so I had to go along with it. I can hardly walk today.