Papp Johnson: A Joke About Flying Transcript

**Papp Johnson** (0:06)
I'm happy to be here. I was recently in Rome, Italy, not Georgia. Yeah. I really enjoyed Rome, you know. But the biggest lesson I learned going to Rome was that, anytime you go to a flight, you should take a shit at home.
I'm in the bathroom, I'm thinking I'm going through it, right? Until this dude comes in, fucking hitting all the stalls and walls and shit. And next thing I hear is, no.
God, no.
Next thing I saw was a hand come up under the stall, like, ah. I was like, hey, man, hey, man, what you need, what you need? He's like, huh. My stall's out of toilet paper. Can you give me some toilet paper? And I didn't want to give him no toilet paper, but I also didn't want this nigger to touch my leg again. And that's how I met my best friend. Catch Papp Johnson and Funny AF with Kevin Hart, only on Netflix.

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