P***y Power

**Zee** (0:01)
We're so fluffy.

**May-May** (0:03)
Maybe Jane the version for a fucking, I fucking love that show. Like that is my shit. It is what I live for.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:14)
I'm just like.

**Zee** (0:15)
Like, I know it's stupid, and I know it's like, it can be, I mean, it's 10 in Nevada. Like, what do you expect, you know what I mean?

**May-May** (0:21)
But, oh, they did it so well, I love it.

**Zee** (0:24)
I just love that show.

**May-May** (0:25)
It's like cringe, but also like, I know that feeling, but also like, I'm dead, the extranet. Like, I love it.

**Zee** (0:34)
The extranet, that is us.

**May-May** (0:36)
And the like, dramaticness.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:40)
coco, be careful.

**Zee** (0:45)
So I love that show so much.

**May-May** (0:48)
Yeah, it's so crazy. But, wait, wait, so, so you said that you were team Rogelio or Michael.

**Zee** (0:56)
You mean Rafael?

**May-May** (0:57)
Oh my gosh.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:58)
Rogelio is a dad.

**Zee** (1:01)
Trust me. Rogelio and Ciomara.

**May-May** (1:04)
That would be such a fun relationship with Rogelio.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:07)
Oh my gosh.

**May-May** (1:09)
I would be so frustrated.

**Zee** (1:13)
I would be so frustrated with him because, like, he's low-key kind of dumb in the character.

**May-May** (1:19)
Yes.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:20)
It's gonna get on my nerves so much.

**May-May** (1:21)
But that craziness would drive you. That's what drives your relationship.
He will definitely keep you on your toes.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:29)
Not in a good way, though.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:31)
Yeah, yeah.

**May-May** (1:31)
But...

**SPEAKER_4** (1:33)
Well, because Rafael or Michael...

**Zee** (1:36)
Michael is so nice, right? He's a nice guy. And I feel like that also is seen in real life, where the nice guys don't get the girl, or, like, they gotta, you know, put aside or something, which is really sad, because we love nice guys. We love nice guys. Like, you just have to be genuine, you just have to be caring and kind, you know what I mean? It's not hard to be a kind person.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:03)
But...

**May-May** (2:05)
True, but Rogelio is literally that he was just given the chance of being a little lighter.

**Zee** (2:12)
You mean Rafael?

**May-May** (2:13)
Oh my gosh.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:14)
Stop mixing them up!

**SPEAKER_3** (2:16)
Oh my god, I just shit my pants.

**Zee** (2:18)
Rogelio is kind of like Michael, because he did die.

**May-May** (2:21)
So no, I can't actually...

**Zee** (2:23)
No, but Rafael... The thing about Rafael that I don't like is, you can still see the pre-chemo of him. You know what I mean? Where he was like a party animal, he has that confidence, and that's the kind of... I don't like it when men exude confidence to the point where they can't see anything else around them. That's called ignorance, not confidence. You know what I mean? Stop being wasted on yourself. That shit pisses me off.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:54)
There's confidence, and then...

**Zee** (2:55)
Yes, but...

**SPEAKER_3** (2:56)
Excuse you, we're recording. Missy.

**May-May** (3:00)
People do go through that phase, though, in college and stuff.

**Zee** (3:03)
Yeah.

**May-May** (3:03)
And through life. Because I definitely went through that phase in college.

**Zee** (3:08)
I mean, if I were a guy, I think I would be toxic.

**May-May** (3:10)
Yeah. Oh, 100 percent.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:14)
Excuse you!

**SPEAKER_3** (3:17)
Excuse you, can you wave for me?

**May-May** (3:19)
Oh, 100 percent. You telling me that I get to switch the roles.

**Zee** (3:25)
Okay, if you were a guy. If you were a guy, how do you think you would be in terms of dating?

**May-May** (3:31)
Girl, you already know how I... Well, have you?

**Zee** (3:33)
Okay, well, let's be real. Have you ever thought of it, like when you're dating, like stepping into the man's shoes?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:40)
For us, because we're both straight.

**Zee** (3:41)
But like, have you thought of what it would be like if you were...

**May-May** (3:45)
Yeah.

**Zee** (3:46)
Yeah, the opposite.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:47)
Like, what it would be like dating you.

**May-May** (3:49)
100 percent. Yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:53)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:54)
I think that would happen.

**May-May** (3:55)
That's why I'm like, no, I will go with what... Like, I know what I want.

**SPEAKER_3** (4:03)
coco!

**SPEAKER_4** (4:07)
We're recording.

**SPEAKER_5** (4:09)
Why are you being so clingy and annoying? No more Annie.

**Zee** (4:15)
It's disgusting.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:16)
Annie's so wet.

**May-May** (4:17)
She's in the junk room.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:17)
coco!

**Zee** (4:20)
Oh, now you just go and sit on top of both of us.

**May-May** (4:23)
You wanna shi-na-go?

**SPEAKER_5** (4:25)
She's shi-na-go bug.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:28)