Our Worst Injuries & Dream Acting Roles : GV 709 Highlight

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
I want one for all these, because these are good questions. I guess I'll ask you this one, because it's gonna take some time to think. Matt, and even for me, I'm doing this on the fly, Mattie, because I think you're overestimating us, but I appreciate it. He says, now that all three of you have acted, I'm gonna act in my whole life, Mattie.
Watch American Cycle, that's my life. If you could go back in time and place any actor in any movie, which three performances would you give a shot or your own spin on?
So you're putting a lot on us, Mattie. I think we're all gonna for sure say that we would not put ourselves on any level of great actors right now. Because obviously we are doing some acting. But so, Terry, you have to take three movies that you think you could either that you want to get a shot or put your own spin on.

**Taylor** (0:41)
I I would love to do.
I'd love to do an Alan Grant. I just don't think I could match it. I think he's just he just fits that fucking role so well. But I would really love place.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:53)
It's not even new and you have to replace him.

**Taylor** (0:56)
Are people going to hate me because they know there's the original?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:58)
Because he just says, would you want to get a shot or put your own spin on?

**Taylor** (1:02)
Okay. Then you know what? I'm not Alan Grant. I'm going to say Chris Pratt in Jurassic World. I would replace him.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:06)
Oh, Owen Grady? Yeah. I do know Owen Grady. It's Owen Grady.

**Taylor** (1:09)
I would do an Owen.
Next one would be, I think all the Tom Cruise stuff lately, I would actually just, I'm just a comedian. Yes.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:20)
Really?

**Taylor** (1:20)
I would love to take a spin at that actually.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:22)
I think I have a lot of fun with that. I had to talk with Massive. Yeah.
Why, as much now, do you want to make an Eyes Wide Shuttle with Taylor?

**Taylor** (1:33)
Because it's just all that conspiracy stuff and whatnot that I just eat up a little bit of it. I think that that would just be, I think that I would just be a role that would be really interesting to put my own spin on quite a bit. And then lastly...

**SPEAKER_1** (1:48)
What a pick. Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shuttle is one of your most wild picks out there.

**Taylor** (1:53)
I'd probably go, I'd say let me have a shot at...

**SPEAKER_3** (1:58)
How are you not taking the hybrid from Underworld? The DP scene with Kate?

**Taylor** (2:04)
Just so I can have that with Kate. No, I'd honestly say give me a Faramir roll. I think I could do a good Faramir.
I don't think I want to do Boromir, but Faramir, I want to go up against Denethor.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:20)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:21)
So you replace Faramir, own Grady and Tom Cruise from Eyes Wide Shuttle.

**Taylor** (2:27)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:28)
This is tough. I have one, but I'm still working on the other two because it's like, I'm trying to think of movies that I more so just really didn't like the performance, and then I could maybe bring something. So I don't think I'm even on that level, but that's fine. It's just for to save people. I'm going to take Jerry Little out of 2016 Suicide Squad. I got the hair, so I can still rock that. I still feel like, I don't know if my acting yet there, but I feel like whatever spin I'm going to put on the character, can't be any worse than what we got. Hunk of Hunk of Hunk of Damage. Because remember, the director said, a lot of those additions, the tattoos, the vibe, was Jared Leto bringing that to the role of his idea. And that's fine, that's what the director was juggling with. I'm not bringing that to that role. So that's the tough thing. I'm trying to think of performances that I watched, like, oh, that didn't go well. So yeah, Jared Leto's Joker, for sure, I think I could bring something there.
I'm just trying to think of movies that people, I felt like, phoned it in, or, I don't know.
Kirkland, you got any for yourself?

**Taylor** (3:39)
Are you limited on, like, gender? Like, you'd be like, oh, any females you want to replace in their roles?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:44)
Like, would he portray a female?

**Taylor** (3:46)
Yeah, like, this girl did a bad job in this movie.