Our Last Episode!

**David** (0:00)
In five, four, three, two...

**Harley** (0:09)
What up, what up, big Friday, huge Friday, before the break. Yo, guys, I cannot believe that we're halfway through our last episode before the summer break.

**Kate** (0:24)
It's already here, it's already almost over.

**Harley** (0:27)
It's actually, that's the truth. As far as I was concerned, this was always going to go to 8 p.m. I didn't know the way that the whole network moved.
I didn't know that time was... And I like it, I operate like that too. Yeah, but the one thing that I do know is that we wrap up at 8 and we never do, we literally never do. Every single episode has been a gift of us going above and beyond, and we will continue to do that. We'll continue to do that.

**David** (0:54)
But hey, tonight, Kate's been working hard.

**Kate** (0:56)
Guys.

**Harley** (0:57)
Yes, David. Oh, David, you two have been working hard.

**David** (0:58)
I was going to say, oh, thank you.

**Kate** (1:00)
Oh, shit.

**David** (1:01)
That's not the feed.

**Harley** (1:02)
She just socks my leaderboard.

**Kate** (1:05)
Your Mecca chameleon leaderboard.

**Harley** (1:07)
She just docks my Valorant rank.

**David** (1:08)
Are you serious, David?

**Harley** (1:11)
I'm going to start screaming.

**David** (1:12)
You're good. Please don't.
I was just going to say, tonight's your night, so we are going to end at eight. So we're going to have a 30-minute show today.

**Harley** (1:18)
Let's go.

**David** (1:18)
So sorry, everyone. Oh, whoa.

**Harley** (1:21)
I was getting to the point. I was getting to the point that 9 p.m. on the dot, maybe earlier. David, I didn't realize you hated it here.

**Kate** (1:30)
Oh, my God.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:31)
I know.

**Harley** (1:32)
I had no idea you hated it here. Really?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:35)
Just call it right now, dude.

**Kate** (1:37)
Hates our guts.

**Harley** (1:38)
Call it right now.

**Kate** (1:39)
He's not even listening to us.

**Harley** (1:40)
Oh, we have a guest with us. He's not even a guest.

**David** (1:43)
Okay. It's like, fuck me.

**Harley** (1:45)
I'm trying to. I'll get you on the summer break.

**Kate** (1:47)
He's been trying.

**Harley** (1:48)
Oh, I know.

**David** (1:49)
I remember Wednesday's episode. You're talking about fucking me at the World Cup or whatever, coming back on me.

**Harley** (1:56)
If it's not me, if it's a voice, like that would signify that it's a character.

**Kate** (2:00)
It's a character.

**Harley** (2:01)
It just so happens I have seven characters and they all want to fuck you at the World Cup.

**David** (2:06)
Yeah, I forgot I was an actor. I should have understood.

**Kate** (2:09)
You should have known. Anyway, Golly is here, everybody. Hi, guys.

**Galia** (2:14)
Hi, everyone. And also, bye, guys, because this episode is over. Bye.

**Harley** (2:23)
Ever since the World Cup round up that you gave us there, my algorithm, or maybe it would have happened anyways, but it's just like, yo, you want all this soccer.

**Kate** (2:33)
You want so much soccer in your butt right now.

**Harley** (2:36)
I didn't know. People probably knew, but I didn't know that I was going to get so much soccer and basketball.

**Galia** (2:40)
I know.

**Harley** (2:41)
I told you. That's true. You did. You really were on top of it.
Yeah.

**Kate** (2:45)
You've gotten a lot of sports content since you started.

**Harley** (2:49)
I'm not a sports guy, personally.

**Kate** (2:51)
I know. You're a new man now. The show has changed you. But tonight, it's going to be super chill. We've got some fantastic timestamps that you guys polled for your favorite moments from the first and definitely not last season of H3 After Dark.
That was clickbait.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:16)
The number one.

**Harley** (3:17)
Wait, what did we decide?

**SPEAKER_8** (3:19)
David podcast in the world.

**Harley** (3:20)
David, what did we decide? What's the name of our video that we're doing right now?

**David** (3:26)
It's called our last episode.

**Kate** (3:28)
The last episode before break. Got you.

**Harley** (3:33)
No one believed that though, right?

**Kate** (3:35)
No, I don't think so. I mean, I tried to hype it a little bit. I was like in chat before this sort of stoking discord, but no, I don't think anybody bought it. Come on, we're doing great.

**Galia** (3:46)
Imagine you're getting fired and you're like in chat. Oh no, this is so bad. Just like talking in chat.

**Kate** (3:54)
Totally a normal thing to do.

**Galia** (3:55)
You were not making it real.

**David** (3:57)
Yeah.

**Harley** (4:00)
You were stoking in discord and I was stroking this hog. Nah.