Our 100th Episode & Playing RV There Yet? - H3 After Dark #100

Ethan Klein (0:03)

Hey, everybody. Welcome to the 100th episode.

Harley Klein (0:12)

What's up, guys? 100th episode. Hit that like button.

Ethan Klein (0:16)

I'm here with Harley.

Harley Klein (0:21)

We color coordinated by accident again.

Ethan Klein (0:24)

And you look like...

SPEAKER_3 (0:25)

Hufflepuff things.

Ethan Klein (0:27)

You look like you have scurvy.

Galia (0:29)

Hufflepuff.

Ethan Klein (0:32)

Harley thinks that I'm a Hufflepuff.

Harley Klein (0:34)

It's crazy that you're offended by that.

Ethan Klein (0:36)

I'm not. It's just not who I am.

Harley Klein (0:39)

Okay, yeah. She pulls up dressed like me, the most Hufflepuff guy, acting like she's not Hufflepuff.

Ethan Klein (0:46)

Listen, I'm just going by all of the tests I've ever taken.

David (0:51)

Hold up, guys.

Ethan Klein (0:52)

And no one's ever going to believe it.

Harley Klein (0:54)

You didn't press it? What?

David (0:55)

I did, but it's not working.

Ethan Klein (0:58)

What's going on?

David (0:59)

It says, error, stream key is currently assigned. The fuck does this mean?

Ethan Klein (1:04)

People are, wait, people see us.

Galia (1:06)

We're alive, yeah.

Kate (1:07)

We're alive? Yeah. Yeah.

Ethan Klein (1:09)

We're good? Refresh it. Just refresh.

Harley Klein (1:11)

You're gonna have to do a blind. Just use the force.

Ethan Klein (1:13)

Yeah, you'll be fine.

David (1:14)

All right, fuck it.

Harley Klein (1:15)

You should be good then.

SPEAKER_8 (1:17)

Let's go, guys.

Harley Klein (1:18)

Hey.

SPEAKER_3 (1:19)

You're there.

Harley Klein (1:20)

We see you, by the way. We see you.

Ethan Klein (1:22)

Yeah, it's the 100th episode.

SPEAKER_3 (1:25)

Yep.

Ethan Klein (1:25)

And Harley thinks I'm a Hufflepuff. That's fine.

But as I was saying, every time I've taken a quiz, Hufflepuffs take quizzes. I've been a Slytherin.

Harley Klein (1:36)

It's very Hufflepuff-coded to do the...

Ethan Klein (1:38)

I do feel mostly Ravenclaw, though, but because I have the ambition, like, that's, I think, the only thing.

Harley Klein (1:44)

That's what they are. They're ambitious.

Ethan Klein (1:46)

Yeah, to a fault. No, no, no, Slytherin. So anytime you're like, I have goals in my life, it's like, oh, you're a fucking evil bitch.

SPEAKER_3 (1:57)

Uh, I think, I think you are a Slytherin. I think you are.

Galia (2:01)

Just because you were raised by a jackass, I think this is, like, very Slytherin-coded.

Harley Klein (2:06)

A jack wagon.

Ethan Klein (2:07)

True, that's true. I see that.

Harley Klein (2:10)

Gallia is, Gallia could be Ravenclaw.

Ethan Klein (2:14)

Ah, she's Gryffindor. She's got the courageousness.

Harley Klein (2:19)

I haven't quite put my finger on it yet with her.

Galia (2:22)

I want to be Gryffindor, obviously, but I think I am Ravenclaw.

Ethan Klein (2:27)

We have, I think we have talked about this, and I will say, in my opinion, first of all, JK Rowling, we all know that. Second, in my opinion, from watching all, like, reading all the books, watching all the movies and, like, knowing the characters pretty well, I think that the three houses, Slytherin, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, are the real houses based on your personality, but Gryffindor is the house you get into because you want it badly. Because, like, Hermione is so Ravenclaw, Harry should have been Slytherin, Ron is definitely a Hufflepuff, but they all wanted so badly to be in Gryffindor.

They will it, and that's, like, the personality of Gryffindors.

Harley Klein (3:14)

On some Star Wars shit.

Ethan Klein (3:16)

Right. So, Gallia, you are a Gryffindor because you want it.

Galia (3:19)

Why did you say that?

Ethan Klein (3:22)

Go ahead.

What were you going to say, Harley? I told Harley he looks like he's in Pleasantville.

Galia (3:31)

I broke him.

Harley Klein (3:32)

Which means I'm...

Ethan Klein (3:34)

Black and white.

Harley Klein (3:36)

Yeah. I need more saturation. I was worried I was going to look yellow, and now what? I look like a cadaver?

Ethan Klein (3:41)

Yeah. You look like a zombie color.

Galia (3:46)

Like a 40-year-old. That's how I look.

Harley Klein (3:48)

Well, that's not bad.

Ethan Klein (3:49)

You have the pallor of a 40-year-old who lives on a ship.

David (3:54)

Look what he did.

Ethan Klein (3:56)

You live in the steerage on a ship, and you never see the sun.

Harley Klein (4:02)

Look what you did.

David (4:05)

Look what you did, you little jerk.

SPEAKER_10 (4:06)

I didn't fucking do shit.

Harley Klein (4:08)

Look what you did, you little jerk.

David (4:10)

You're the boomer. Look what the fuck you're doing.

Harley Klein (4:13)

Fixing everything, doing everything on my own.

David (4:16)