Oreogate and the Great Cookie Conspiracy: A Kindergarten Drama

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**SPEAKER_4** (1:09)
It is Thursday. I can't believe it.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:12)
I know, man.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:13)
It's been a week, hasn't it?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:14)
It has been an interesting week.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:16)
It has been an interesting week.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:20)
Tim Curry died yesterday. We'll get to more of that crap on. But another one, another big one.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:25)
Well, they say it comes in threes.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:26)
Well, that's a third.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:29)
Who's on?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:29)
Hayden Panettiere, we'll call number one, and then we'll call Dolly number two, and we'll call Tim Curry number three. We're done.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:34)
I hope that's the three, and there's no other big ones coming. I feel bad.
I feel bad for Curry because, you know, he's had gnarly declining health for some time. So that was one that we were expecting for some time. And I hate that he's going to be overshadowed. Obviously, anyone's going to be overshadowed by Dolly. Anyone.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:53)
Well, it's the same thing as-

**SPEAKER_7** (1:55)
Bad word for the drag queens.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:57)
Farrah Fawcett, dying on the same day as Michael Jackson.

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I know.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:01)
Well, that's what I mean. I feel like in two years people are going to go, oh, Tim Curry died? Oh, that's right. You know what I mean?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:07)
It's going to be one of those.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:08)
Which is a bummer because he's a legend.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:11)
Yeah, I was looking into his life and he suffered a stroke back in 2012 while on a massage table.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:18)
Yeah, you said that. I heard you say that.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:20)
So he was in the middle of a massage and he had a stroke.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:23)
Had a stroke or was there some sort of connection?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:26)
No, Scott. No!

**SPEAKER_5** (2:28)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:29)
Oh, you're talking about blood flow?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:30)
No. I don't know.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:31)
No. He was at a legit stroke.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:34)
Strokes?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:34)
At a legit stroke.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:36)
He was with Robert Kraft?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:38)
He was at a legit stroke.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:39)
He was with Robert Kraft.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:43)
I didn't even get the word play, dude. Oh, God. There's probably a lot of people came to that one late. Sorry about that. No.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:52)
But the question is, was it the massage that caused the stroke or was it just that he was going to have a stroke anyway?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:58)
I think it's just kind of just happens.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:00)
Was she working on him? I got a massage scheduled for today, guys.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:03)
Yeah, dude.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:05)
I like-

**SPEAKER_6** (3:06)
You and I like pain-

**SPEAKER_4** (3:07)
I like, you know, the woman that does my massage, she got to get in there. When I walk in, I go, let's- I hope you packed a lunch. We're going to work today. Use those elbows. I like it to the point where it's just below I can't stand it. Yeah.
Brittany over there at Massage Lock, she knows, I mean, she gets in there.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:31)
I feel like that's the point of can't stand it. I feel like if you're not getting there, I might, is this even worth the money?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:38)
I don't want no soft touch.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:40)
That's what I mean. I want to feel like a truck ran over me.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:45)
Heart, Brittany.
So did the massage cause the stroke or did the stroke happen because it was just gonna happen? Or is this a danger?