OnlyFans, Substitute Teachers & 92 Days on the Toilet

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Introducing Sweating Sundays with Thor Neistrom and Derrick Brown, two of the best deep dive football experts and betting sickos in the country get together for an entertaining and, hopefully, profitable look at football. That's it though.

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Rizzuto (1:03)

King Scott joins us in studio.

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He's ready.

Rizzuto (1:05)

Moon's ready, I'm ready. Time for Match Up With Moon.

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Rizzuto (1:12)

All right, today's contest is sponsored by Universal Windows Direct.

Moon Valjean (1:14)

You'll be saying I love my windows.

Rizzuto (1:19)

I don't care.

Moon Valjean (1:20)

You do it.

Rizzuto (1:20)

I'll do the questions first. You go into isolation first. Team Rizz, Team Moon, we got Taste of Chaos tickets in this moment. Hollywood Undead next Wednesday, a week from today. Over the Factory, Greek Fire next Saturday, the 17th at Del Mar. Perfect Circle with The Cult, May 17th at Shaffetz. And tickets to go see Greta Van Fleet. Greta Van Fleet, July 14th at the wonderful Shaffetz Arena.

All right, let's go to the phones here. We've got online one, Chris and Arnold. Good morning, Chris.

SPEAKER_2 (1:53)

Good morning.

Rizzuto (1:54)

Chris, Team Moon or Team Riz?

SPEAKER_2 (1:57)

I'm gonna go Team Moon.

Rizzuto (1:58)

Okay, that's fine. We got Devin. Hello, Devin.

Hello, Devin.

Sheena Sitner (2:05)

Hey, hey, what's up, King Scott?

Rizzuto (2:07)

That's Riz, but that's fine. Team Riz or Team Moon?

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Team Moon.

Rizzuto (2:14)

Okay, boy, no pressure on me at all.

King Scott (2:16)

Wow.

SPEAKER_8 (2:17)

Nice.

King Scott (2:18)

Yeah, easy.

Rizzuto (2:18)

The only pressure is, because I love doing this, crushing other people's dreams.

SPEAKER_8 (2:23)

Now the pressure is on yourself, from yourself.

Rizzuto (2:25)

I put it on myself.

SPEAKER_1 (2:26)

You do.

Moon Valjean (2:27)

I'm going in.

King Scott (2:28)

And these callers goofed up because it's all New York questions.

Rizzuto (2:30)

Oh, okay.

All right. Moon is in isolation. Here's the official music. I told Scott no math questions. Here we go.

King Scott (2:41)

I forgot you told me that. Dang it. All right, let me take that one out.

Okay, Riz, what occasion corresponds with the longest day of the year?

Rizzuto (2:52)

The what occasion does? The summer solstice.

King Scott (2:58)

In the US., and you can say the any brand name here, in the US., what gas station has the most toilets?

Rizzuto (3:06)

Ooh, great question. What gas station has the most toilets?

Now, is this per location or nationwide?

King Scott (3:18)

Well, it's nationwide, and there's one location where it has the most, but you don't have to say the town, just the brand.

Rizzuto (3:25)

I mean, I feel like you're pointing me towards Buc-ee's.

And there are how many Buc-ee's locations? Eight, nine? They got a lot of toilets at Buc-ee's. But there's a lot of mobile on the runs, and your quick trips, your wah-wahs.

SPEAKER_1 (3:41)

Your fudge factories?

Rizzuto (3:42)

Fudge factories, sure.

Your Uranus fudge factories? Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna say Buc-ee's.

King Scott (3:51)

Which branch of the US. Armed Forces uses the slogan, It's Not Just a Job, It's an Adventure?

Rizzuto (4:00)

Uh...

The Navy.

In the Navy.

King Scott (4:08)

We all remember the inaugural season for the MLB was in 1901 What month did that season start?

Tommy Carson is the little brother to Ken, so who is Barbie's little sister?

SPEAKER_8 (4:36)

Come on, man.

Rizzuto (4:40)

You're an idiot? So Barbie's little sister, Barbie's little sis, it is Barbie and...

Barbie and...

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Why don't I like?

Rizzuto (4:54)

Picturing on my head.

Barbie and... Ken had a brother, Tom.

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Who knew?

Rizzuto (5:03)

I had no idea.

SPEAKER_8 (5:04)

I didn't know that. I planned to know.

Rizzuto (5:05)

Do you know Ken had a brother, Tom?

SPEAKER_8 (5:07)

Ken for many years.

Rizzuto (5:08)

Okay. Tina.

All right, for the time...

King Scott (5:14)

It's wrong.

Rizzuto (5:14)

It's a guess.

King Scott (5:16)

The tiebreaker. What is the average amount of time a person spends sitting on the toilet over the course of their lifetime?

Rizzuto (5:23)

Wow.

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Whoa, man.

SPEAKER_8 (5:25)

What a number.

Rizzuto (5:25)

I mean, I could just throw anything out there. In minutes?