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OnlyFans, Nostalgic Websites & The Return of Greek Fire

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

August 26, 2026

Remember when the internet was fun? Not useful. Not safe. Definitely not well designed. But fun. We kick things off with the absolutely bonkers financial numbers coming out of OnlyFans, including the reported $30 billion paid to creators since launch and $6.3 billion paid out in 2025 alone.
Speakers: Scott Rizzuto, Riz, Rafe, Moon, Lern

Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:00)
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**Riz** (1:08)
Crap on Celebrities here in a moment. I guess OnlyFans had released their financials last week.

**Rafe** (1:15)
Oh, really?

**Riz** (1:16)
And man, you know how much they've paid out to creators? $30 billion.
OnlyFans has paid out since its launch.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:27)
That's unbelievable.

**Riz** (1:29)
$30 billion.

**Rafe** (1:31)
That's a lot of people spending money.

**Riz** (1:33)
Including $6.3 billion in just 2025 Wild. Wild. So a total of 5,076 OnlyFans creators have earned over a million dollars on the platform today.
OnlyFans reported $1.55 billion in net revenue for the fiscal year 2025 So one year, $1.5 billion in net revenue. The company pays a 20% cut to itself while distributing 80% to the creators. So it's an 80-20 split for creators.

**Moon** (2:10)
Spectacular.

**Riz** (2:10)
Wow.
Registered fan accounts reached $437 million, $132 million active in 2025 Total creator accounts grew to $5 million, with $2.5 million actively creating content over the last fiscal year.

**Moon** (2:29)
And have they had no breaches or concerns or anything? Privacy?

**Riz** (2:36)
Yeah, not that we've heard of.

**Moon** (2:39)
You hear nothing negative about that kind of thing, the breaches or any of that. And maybe that's a big part of their success, I don't know.

**Riz** (2:46)
So the company that owns OnlyFans is called Phoenix International. They have 47 direct employees, that's it.

**Moon** (2:52)
Wow.

**Riz** (2:53)
47 direct employees.

**Moon** (2:55)
Cash, baby, cash.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:57)
Don't you feel bad for the one guy that works there, he makes like $75 grand and everyone else is making $100 million a year?

**Riz** (3:04)
Well, so what they're saying here is they rely on hundreds of third-party contractors for actual site operations and moderation of stuff.
And listen, OnlyFans continues to attract high-profile celebrities. Shannon Elizabeth, remember from American Pie, remember she got on there? She made $1.2 million in her first week.

**Rafe** (3:24)
Damn. Doing what?

**Riz** (3:26)
I don't know what she shows. What does she show on there?

**Rafe** (3:30)
She could just reenact the American Pie moments.

**Riz** (3:32)
That's it.

**Rafe** (3:33)
Or you could just watch American Pie.

**Riz** (3:35)
Is she, I mean, is it like bikini photos? What's going on? Is it full nude?

**Rafe** (3:39)
I don't know.

**Moon** (3:40)
Or is it private stuff? Like one-on-one? Is it, isn't it?
Isn't that where they meet their money?

**Riz** (3:45)
$1.2 million the first week. Jamie Presley's on there. Drea De Mateo from The Sopranos is on there. Carmen Electra is on there.
Donna Mills from Nots Landing, remember?

**Rafe** (3:59)
Nots.

**Riz** (3:59)
She's on there.

**Rafe** (4:00)
She's the older lady who just said she was getting on there.

**SPEAKER_5** (4:02)
She's on there.

**Rafe** (4:03)
Where are all the men at? Are there like any prominent men that are doing fun things for the ladies?

**SPEAKER_5** (4:08)
I had a friend that did it.

**Moon** (4:09)
He's a dude. He's an actor and he did it for a while. I don't know what he was showing. K-Stuff?
No.

**Riz** (4:16)
Is it for women? Women aren't going on OnlyFans look-for.

**Moon** (4:20)
I think he did okay for a bit there. But yeah, ultimately, they're not there like the men are.

**Riz** (4:25)
And I'm sure there are guys that are on there making, you know, DONG content.

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