One of us is a Movie Star - Safety Third #6

**William Osman** (0:00)
Welcome to the Safety Third podcast. I have a very, very important question for you guys. I wanted to open this with an icebreaker. I came up with this question I've been thinking about. If it's, if, what?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:11)
You didn't introduce anyone, you just went right.

**William Osman** (0:13)
I decided, I decided that no one cares. So here's my question. Here's my question. How many people have seen your wiener?
Doctors? On accident, like, what's your guess? Do you, I like this, right?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:32)
Do you count?

**William Osman** (0:33)
Yeah, if you think I've actually, Do your parents count? If you think I've seen you, then I count, yeah.

**Kevin** (0:36)
I don't know, probably like, probably like 30?

**Peter** (0:42)
Kevin, what?

**William Osman** (0:43)
I don't know, I feel like, No, I know, probably like, What are you, I don't know.

**Kevin** (0:46)
Probably like 145

**William Osman** (0:48)
100 Well, I'm trying to think, like, you know, I've been to the doctor, you get physicals, and like, they definitely do.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:53)
You get, once a year.

**Kevin** (0:54)
Well, are we talking since when we were babies, or like, you know, like since we've been conscious?

**William Osman** (0:58)
I think babies count, too, you know?

**Kevin** (1:01)
No, I don't think that counts.

**William Osman** (1:02)
I don't think that counts.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:03)
Because that's once a year until you're at least an adult.

**William Osman** (1:05)
I'm gonna make this real weird. After the age of 10, after the age of 10

**Peter** (1:14)
You have to be able to recall the last time it's happened, though.

**William Osman** (1:18)
Well, like, you go to the doctor, what if you're just like, you know, I'm pretty sure when we were in Florida, you know, and you're like pissing in the bush and like, somebody, somebody saw it. Right.

**Kevin** (1:28)
At the park?

**William Osman** (1:29)
It's hard to hide. It's very, it's hard to hide, you know, it's like very.

**Peter** (1:32)
Is that how big your wiener is?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:35)
Exactly.

**William Osman** (1:37)
I would say like maybe a dozen. Maybe.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:40)
I don't have a number. 20? I don't have an accurate number I'd be confident saying. It's at least one, if I count myself.
I can say that for sure.

**Kevin** (1:53)
How many wiener? Follow up question. How many wieners have you seen?

**William Osman** (1:57)
A hundred.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:57)
See, that's an easier question to ask. At least one, if I count myself.

**William Osman** (2:03)
I don't even know how I got, I don't even know how I thought about that. I was just, I was like, there must have been something that I saw that just made me think, it may have been a Reddit post or something where it was like talking about, you know, how many things have happened during your life. And I was like, I wonder, you know.

**Kevin** (2:16)
Oh, like that's one of the things that like, if you die and you get to heaven, and you're like, yeah, like that's a stat that you'd want to see. Like how many people saw my wiener that I didn't know about?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:27)
That you didn't know about?

**William Osman** (2:29)
This is a science podcast, right? No, it's a safety podcast.

**Peter** (2:33)
I don't know what to expect today. How is that safe?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:37)
I mean, at this rate, considering none have been posted, it's not even a podcast.

**William Osman** (2:42)
Oh, God.

**Peter** (2:43)
This is a dumpster fire.

**Kevin** (2:44)
Here's a potential one that this has been on my mind for a while. So I was in the bathroom, and the door was open, and you could see a reflection of the front door through a window into the bathroom. And I got an Amazon package as I was in the bathroom, and I'm like, this guy probably saw me taking a big old dump. Yeah, exactly.

**William Osman** (3:03)
So that guy might, you might have to add another count to your...

**Kevin** (3:10)
So that's the thing I'll never know.
Well, he might have a story when he gets home. Like, I guess what happened today.

**William Osman** (3:20)
What are you guys been up to?

**Kevin** (3:21)
So yeah.

**William Osman** (3:22)
I know that you filmed a music video, Kevin.

**Kevin** (3:25)
I did.
That might have been another one where they saw my wiener. I was doing one with critical, moist critical, Charlie.

**William Osman** (3:30)
Were you doing stunts?

**Kevin** (3:34)
Oh yeah, so we got there and we had to do this fight scene. So we're like, you know, practicing how to do a fight scene. And I was like, we got to call Will because he just did that nobody thing.