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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

September 25, 2026

Happy National One-Hit Wonder Day! The Rizzuto Show celebrates by attempting to determine the greatest musical one-and-done of all time, and the nominees are basically a playlist from the weirdest wedding reception imaginable. “Take on Me,” “Come on Eileen,” “Tainted Love,” “Mambo No.

Speakers King Scott, Rizzuto, Rafe, Lern

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

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Rizzuto (1:34)

Listen, it's Friday morning, and this is your final chance on the phones to score, cash and qualify for a trip to New York City courtesy of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon on NBC. So right now, the first caller with the correct answer wins our last daily $250 MX gift card. Plus you'll become our fifth and final qualifier for the grand prize, a trip for to New York City to see a live taping of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. We choose our big trip winner after the show today and announce Monday morning. So here's today's final question from last night's episode. So last night's guest and NBA champion, Carl Anthony Towns, talked about one of his passions, which was also the job he held right before becoming an NBA player. What was that job? So Carl Anthony Towns from the Knicks talked about one of his passions, which was also the job he held right before becoming an NBA player. What was that job? If you know the answer, get on the phone 314-624-3833 or 618-398-3833.

Oh, by the way, you can also head over to 105.7thepoint.com or open the Point mobile app. Apply to enter for that extra online $250 Amex gift card. Let's see, phones are all lit up. Hopefully get an answer right away. See what Scott's got going on there. Oh, you know what? I do want to bring this up while we're waiting for somebody to call. Thank you.

A former 7-Eleven store in Seattle has been turned into not a convenience store, but an inconvenience store.

So it's a stunt, you know, it's an art experience featuring the work of a dozen local artists who created a lot of references to 7-Eleven and other convenience stores. Plus the other tongue-in-cheek nostalgia. But everything inside is for sale. So everything in there is an inconvenience. Like tangled USB cords or things like shoulder bags made from chip bags like Cheetos and Lays, beeswax, egg candles, a candle that doubles as a yardstick. I don't know, it's pretty funny.

Rafe (3:55)

It's like Ben DeBevix for convenience stores. Do they treat you bad too?

Rizzuto (3:59)

Oh, Ed DeBevix?

Rafe (4:00)

Yeah, that's what it is.

Rizzuto (4:02)

Up in Chicago, Ben DeBevix? That's his brother. I don't know, if you're out in the Seattle area, go check that out. All right, let's go to the phones. And hello, Josh.

SPEAKER_1 (4:12)

Hello.

Rizzuto (4:12)

All right, Josh, last night's episode of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, Carl Hitty Towns talking about one of his passions, which was also the job he held right before becoming an NBA player. What was that job?

SPEAKER_1 (4:25)

He was a sports card seller.

Rizzuto (4:27)

That's it, congratulations. Selling sports trading cards, a card collector. Congratulations, Josh, you are now qualified for that trip to New York City, our final qualifier, and you get that $250 MX gift card. Hang on one second, Josh. That's fantastic. All right, so today is National One-Hit Wonder Day.

You know, those iconic one-hit wonders that are forever etched into our minds. What is the greatest one-hit wonder of all time? I have a list of the top 20 one-hit wonders of all time, in order.

Lern (5:05)

Really?

Rizzuto (5:06)

Based on a bunch of different factors. So what do you think the number one one-hit wonder of all time is?

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